PITTSBURGH BOY, 7, GAVE HEROIN TO CLASSMATES

A LITTLE BOY has been caught giving away bags of heroin to his classmates in a Pittsburgh school.
The seven-year-old boy was caught was 18 bags of the killer drug, stamped "magic ticket" with a bunny jumping out of a hat, clearly designed to be dealt to the city's desperate junkies, in his locker.
Sources at the city's Roosevelt Primary School said they became suspicious after the boy cut his finger on a razor blade.
And after they questioned the student a teacher found the 18 individual bags of heroin in his backpack and locker which the boy reportedly told authorities that he got from his father's bedroom.

OHIO KIDS KICKED OFF SCHOOL BUS FOR FARTING

TALK about a lot of hot air. A couple of 13-year-old boys were thrown off a school bus last week for the horrendous crime of farting??
Officials from Columbus's Canal Winchester Middle School decided their wind was an "obscene gesture" and handed them one day suspensions for their gassy odor after the driver reported them.
One of them Anthony Nichols' father was baffled by the decision.
James Nichol's said: "Obscene gesture? I wouldn't call him an angel, but for passing gas on the bus?"
He explained that children being children, the flatulence apparently caused a ruckus on the bus amid a flurry of laughs, jeers and lowering of windows."
But he is amazed that his seventh-grader son would be kicked off the bus for