PEED OFF MAN LEAVES URINE 'DEPOSIT' AT BANK

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TALK about leaving an unwanted deposit.
Cops say a Florida man urinated into a drive through bank tube after a teller told him, he couldn't purchase a money order.
It then spilled onto the unlucky next customer and into her car, who needless to say wasn't too happy with the service.
The bank employee who had spoken to the man then inspected the tube and also determined the liquid to be urine.
Cops are now hunting for the man who pulled into the St Augustine, FL and got upset when he found out they didn't sell money orders.
According to the tellers he then drove off mumbling.   
Investigators are searching for the suspect, who according to the St Augustine Record could be charged with causing a nuisance injurious to health, a second-degree misdemeanor.

URINE REAL TROUBLE NOW: P***ING PROF JUMPS COURT

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A BAFFLING Boffin who was caught peeing on fellow professor's door is in real trouble now after he failed to show for court and a $35,000 bench warrant was issued for him. 
Back in January Maths genius Tihomir Petrov was captured on video peeing on a fellow academic's campus office at the California State University as we reported here.
School officials had set up a hidden camera after finding puddles outside the door which they suspected was urine. 
And they were stunned to watch as the algebraic geometry and algebraic k-theory specialist opened up and peed.