OK. couple Robert & Brenda Mettler in bestiality bust

We do dogs

CLAREMORE, OKLAHOMA -  A kinky Oklahoma couple gave cops paws after detectives found a treasure trove of smut featuring the woman performing sex acts with a dog. Robert and Brenda Mettler were arrested for crimes against nature/sodomy, cruelty to animals and preparing, distributing and exhibiting obscene material.
According to the affadavit, they found: "videos that were detestable and abominable crimes against nature involving different breeds of canines." It appears cops were not barking up the wrong tree. Brenda Mettler said the dog had since passed away [suicide?] and that she didn't think her hubby would put the bestiality porn on the Internet, adding it "was a onetime deal." Hubby admitted his involvement and said this to cops: "it is a fantasy of his to see dogs and females engage in sexual activity." The Mettlers are out on bail. Jesus.

Brit embraced bestiality porn to cope with marriage

EXETER, ENGLAND -- An unhappy marriage apparently drove a British man in the loving arms of bestiality porn. Richard 'Old Dog' Blackmore claims he was in no way sexually aroused by the lurid images of people having sex with animals but said they helped with his anxiety and depression. The 46-year-old Brit was found with video and images on two separate occassions. The sick images involved horses, cattle and dogs.
The prosecution said: "He was interviewed and said he was married and his marriage went through highs and lows. He said he looked at normal pornography and when things were very bad he looked at images of bestiality.

GERARDO PEREZ PINCHED FOR SEX WITH PIT BULL

Gerardo Perez may quite literally be a horndog. Chicago cops say the 50-year-old had sex with a pit bull while visiting  an animal care facility. It is enough to give paws.
The Chicago Tribune said Perez was taking a group tour of the care facility when he was discovered by employees with a white and grey pit bull -- not exactly the pooch of passion -- on his hands and knees alongside the dog and appeared to have just had sex with the animal. Police say canine copulator  made "inculpatory statements" regarding the sexual conduct with the dog to other employees on the scene. Bail was set at $80,000 -- a lot of milkbones.

STEPHANIE MIKLES HAD SEX WITH FAMILY DOG: COPS

Stephanie Mikles' alleged canine capers are giving Maryland cops paws. The 45-year-old special needs teacher for Hartford County Schools was arrested for having sex with her family dog. Detectives discovered photos and video of the blonde sex hound engaging in sexual antics with the dog during a month-long period.

The Daily Mail reports that she was hired in 2009 and is on administrative leave. Children's services launched a probe in Mikles in 2012 on an entirely different matter. But when they

JOHN ROBERT MESTER JAILED FOR SEX WITH HORSE

JOHN ROBERT MESTER was not going to take neeeiiigh for an answer in his amorous adventures involving a horse. The Michigan man, 62, was pinched in June having sex with a horse on his neighbor's property. Now, according to the DETROIT FREE PRESS our bestial bad boy is, uh, getting counseling. And he acknowledges that, maybe, he needs some help.
At a sentencing hearing Monday, he told the Judge: "I know I have some psychological issues. I know my actions are (in)excusable."
He got  90 days in jail and five years of probation. He was also ordered to pay more than $4,200 in restitution to his neighbor, Cindy Heistand, who runs a horse boarding business on her property.
Earlier, he was pinched having sexual intercourse with a pony. He got 30 days in jail.

DIRTY LARRY TUCKER LET DOG LICK HIS GENITALS

APPARENTLY, Larry Tucker likes dogs. A lot. Larry, 62, of Monroe, South Carolina is in a spot of bother. After a recent spat with his girlfriend who he allegedly hit and forced into having sex, she dropped a dime on ole Larry. It seems the girlfriend saw Larry having sex with his dog in various forms (was this a minor character flaw that she thought she could overlook, because true love overcomes?)
Cops launched an investigation but had to wait after the woman moved out of

JACKIE KOKER, REBECCA BERMUDEZ BUSTED FOR MOLESTATION, BESTIALITY

INDIANA appears to be hitting the ball out of the sick crime ballpark these days. Just look at Rebecca Bermudez, 40, and Jackie Koker, 44. They're charged with child molestation AND bestiality. The pair are charged with engaging in sex acts with a pit bull and encouraging a 5-year-old girl to do the same. Bermudez allegedly molested the girl while the ever faithful Koker watched. They also engaged in sex in front of the terrified child--to, uh, teach her about human reproduction, so they say. The little girl told someone about what happened and cops busted

CANINE COPULATOR PATRICK TREJO PLEADS GUILTY

MUST LIKE DOGS

Music teacher Patrick 'Big Dog' Trejo must have been humming 'How Much is that Doggy in the Window?' After all, the 25-year-old Phoenix music teacher went to Craigslist to solicit sex with a dog. But he was barking up the wrong tree and pleaded guilty last week to conspiracy to commit bestiality. According to the Phoenix New Times the wannabe maestro of canine copulation and pal Keith Keifer--who also copped to the same bestiality beef--were busted last February in a quest to find dog owners willing to offer up their pets for a rover romp. Of course, as the newspaper noted, all the hound-hankering horndogs had to do was adopt a puppy for a few bucks. "The two were arrested after they allegedly agreed to meet a dog and its owner at a hotel for sex. In reality, they met MCSO deputies who took them into custody.
They both received a year's probation. As for his teaching career, it appears it has hit a sour note.

DOG LOVER JOSE SANCHEZ JAILED FOR ROVER ROMP

OH, DEAR. Poor Jose 'Dirty' Sanchez is being packed off to prison again. This time it's for sexually assaulting his dog. The 59-year-old canine casanova was hammered with a 17-month to 22-year jail sentence for his hijinks with the female boxer mix. Judge William C. Marietti noted that he found the rover romper's antics “at least comprehensible” but he certainly didn't give the man a break. Sanchez told investigators he had suffered horrific childhood abuse, including being sodomized by a dog.
Marietti said: "I frankly didn't know how you got

IRISH WOMAN DIES AFTER SEX WITH ALSATIAN DOG

FROM OUR FOREIGN FILES: Well, this certainly gives paws. An Irish woman is dead after having an allergic reaction following a sexcapade with an Alsatian dog. According to the Irish Daily Star, the woman--known only as K9LVR--met a man named Sean McDonnell online in a bestiality chat room in 2008. It's his dog and apparently, the sex was consensual. But after engaging in coitus caninus, the woman suffered the reaction and died in Limerick Hospital.
Now, McDonnell is in Limerick District Court, the dog is in custody and the world has apparently gone, barking mad. McDonnell, 57, is the first person to be tried in Ireland under legislation banning sex with animals. He could face a life sentence if guilty.

KEITH KIEFER'S BESTIALITY BUST: HE LIKED DOG'S ORGAN

SICK DESIRE GIVES PAWS

EVERYONE has their thing. We understand that. We don't understand Keith "Beasty Boy" Kiefer, the canine copulator. Seems that cops in Phoenix responded to an ad our Keith posted on Craigslist. Intention? Sex with dogs! Seems Keith was lonely and trolling for dog owners who were offering their pets for hormone-charged hijinks. Last February, K9 Keith agreed to meet a dog handler and the pet at a local hotel. There, he would have his way... but they say unrequited love is painful even for 47-year-olds like Keith. He was arrested and recently convicted of conspiracy to commit beastiality.