MUGSHOT MADNESS: HALF A HEAD/HALF A BRAIN?

WITH half his head gone, you could maybe forgive him for not being the sharpest tool in the box. 

Perhaps that explains why the poor guy has been arrested quite alot during his 25 years for disorderly intoxication, solicitation of a prostitute, possession of weed, and burglary.
But really-- can you blame him for any of that?

LESBIAN 'THELMA & LOUISE' BANDITS BUSTED

GIFFORD

SINGLETON

A PAIR of teenage lesbians dubbed the 'Thelma & Louise Bandits' after going on a multi-state robbery spree have been busted. 
Harley Rose Gifford and Britney Singleton, both 19, have been stealing iPods, jewelry and money since July.  
Detectives have dubbed the lovers ‘the Thelma and Louise bandits’ after the 1991 crime film starring Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis.
Upper Darby Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood told the Philadelphia Enquirer they looted the homes, left them ransacked and either walked or took public transport home. 

TEEN VAMPIRE LYLE MONROW BENSLEY BIT STRANGER

500 YEAR OLD VAMPIRE

IDIOT TEEN

AN IDIOT teen vampire broke into a strangers apartment and bit her neck, claiming he "needed a feed" because he was 500-year-old vampire. 
Wearing only his boxer shorts, 19-year-old Lyle Monroe Bensley made growling and hissing noises while biting and hitting his victim on the bed officers told Houston Chronicle. 
Galveston Officer Daniel Erickson said: "He was begging us to restrain him because he didn't want to kill us. He said he needed to feed."