SON BUSTED FOR STEALING MOMMA'S POP TARTS

DON'T be stealing Momma's pop tarts!
She love's her toasted treats, so much so, that when Latasha Renee Love, discovered her teenage son had pilfered a box, she called the cops.
The 37-year-old was allegedly furious with the youngster, who officers say has had discipline issues in the past, that rather than reprimand him at her Charlotte, NC home, she called in the cops.
CMPD detective Keith Way told WCNC: "I see a lot of parents who have a problem with their children. It become's really desperate. I think at this particular time the best choice was made."
The youth has now been charged with misdemeanour larceny and will go to juvenile court, something his neighbours find hilarious.
One, Fred Patrick told reporters: "He seems real nice to me. I mean, he's real respectful."
Latasha however, was less than polite, hurling an obscenity, before disappearing inside her home.

THIEVES TURN IN KRAIG STOCKARD'S CHILD PORN STASH

BUSTED

IN what cops are describing as "the lesser of two evils" two thieves have turned in a pedophile after they stole his child porn stash thinking it was blank CD's. Dumb Kraig Stockard even reported that the 50 or so CD-R's had been stolen from his home. 
The juvenile and a 19-year-old had pinched them in the hope of burning music onto them, but when they put them into their computer they found that more than 30 of them contained child porn. 
Deputy Tom McKenzie of the Merced County Sheriff's Department told Fox 40: "A family member convinced the two suspects to come forward, they contacted law enforcement." 
He added that he was surprised that Stockard had reported them missing in the first place.