STOLEN SEMEN WAS A LOAD OF BULL: PA. COPS

TALK  about a load of bull - it turns out the cops were simply steered in the wrong direction. 
Let's just say, not much happens in the Sweden Township, Pa, so when the owner of a package containing 1,770 units of the valuable agricultural product - aka bull semen -called up and had a cow about it being missing, cops were happy to investigate.
Grabbing the bull by the horns, investigators, quickly began trying to the track down the box, which had been delivered around three weeks ago. Turns out the people of the Sweden Township can rest easy - there's not thief at all. 

RUSSIAN "RAMBO" CANNOT BE EXTRADITED: EMBASSY

MURDERED

ARTIST'S IMPRESSION

RUSSIAN "Rambo" Nikolai Rakossi cannot be extradited to America, if as cops believe, he escaped to his home country because there is no extradition treaty between the pair. 
Cops believe the former "elite" special forces member stabbed 56-year-old Tatyana Prikhodko and turned the blade onto her 27-year-old daughter Larisa when she caught him committing his grisly crime.
The women, both nurses were found with multiple wounds to the face, neck and torso by a cop who was checking their apartment after a concerned call from the father

DUMMY DECKS (EX) WIFE IN DIVORCE COURT DRAMA

DIVORCED

DOUCHEBAG

CAN'T think why she'd want to leave this moron?
After all, it wasn't like he only showed his true colors behind closed doors.
No, Paul Gonzalez showed quite what a jackass he is, in divorce court, when he brutally assaulted his soon-to-be ex-wife right in front of the judge in his chambers.
Gonzalez was apparently wound up about the fact that his wife Catherine Scott-Gonzalez was asking him to pay child support - because that's

DIALLING DEATH: CHATLINE KILLER STRANGLED 3

HE may have performed sexual acts after he'd strangled them to death, but cops can only be certain of one thing - Sonny Pierce met all his victims on telephone chatlines. 
Dubbed the "Chatline Killer" the evil predator who was already in jail for raping a 15-year-old girl, allegedly met his teenage victims on singles party lines.
Then after smooth talking them into a meeting cops believe he pounced, killing Kiara Windom, 18, of Harvey; Kimika Coleman, 18, of Chicago; and Mariah Edwards, 17 before dumping their bodies. Cook County State's Attorney Anita Alavarez  said police discovered a videotape linking Pierce to Edwards' murder in July

ROOMIE CHARGED IN RUTGERS GAY SEX TAPE SUICIDE

TRAGIC

BROADCASTING his roommate's steamy sex session online set off a chain reaction which caused his friend to commit suicide.
But now the man behind the cruel prank that went horribly wrong is set to face charges. 
Dharun Ravi, set up a webcam thinking his pal Tyler Clementi was going to bring a woman back to his room - only for him to come back with a man. But the prank backfired horribly when the distraught 18-year-old on finding out he'd been filmed,  jumped off the George

NURSING BOSS TURNED BLIND EYE TO 'ANGEL OF DEATH'

SHE WAS WARNED. According to Illinois prosecutors, nursing home boss Penny Whitlock ignored warnings that one of her nurses was blasting elderly residents with super duper doses of morphine. She did, however, call nurse Marty Himebaugh the "Angel of Death." At least one of the patients died of a morphine overdose.
“She did nothing,” prosecutor Philip Hiscock said of Whitlock as her trial opened, claiming she showed “cold, callous, indifference to her patients.” Whitlock, 62, is charged with criminal neglect and

WERE SLAIN BRIT TOURISTS LURED INTO HONEY TRAP?

A NEW REPORT is suggesting that the two British tourists murdered in Sarasota, Florida may have been lured into a deadly honey trap by two sultry women.  James M. Cooper, 25, and James Thomas Kouzaris, 24, both from England, were shot to death early Saturday. They were visiting Cooper's parents, who have a

ALABAMA NUT GOUGES OUT UNCLE'S EYES WITH SPOON

AN ALABAMA man used a spoon to gouge out the eyes of his elderly uncle in a sickening orgy of violence. According to cops they were called to a home in Prichard where they found disabled air force vet Bonnie Pogue, 79, injured and a bloody mess. Nephew Timayo Sharraud Knight, 31, mentioned to detectives that he had "plucked" his uncle's eyes out. And in a nearby kitchen counter there was a bloody spoon. In a trash can were Pogue's eyeballs. He is being listed in serious condition and his nephew has been charged with first-degree assault.

MOB HAUNT GETS KISS OF DEATH FROM TEA STORE

FROM OUR LOL FILES. Somewhere in the great dumping ground in the sky, mobsters are weeping. New York's once notorious Triangle Social Club in trendy Greenwich Village has succumbed to age and gentrification. It's the famous mob hangout where Vincent "Cin" Gigante once sucked back espressos and wove his sinister web. Well, now it's become an organic tea and spice store. Sigh. THE NY POST HAS MORE

IS PHILLY FLOATER KIDNAPPED ATLANTIC CITY MOM?

PHILADELPHIA and Atlantic City cops fear a body found floating in the Schuylkill River could be that of a young mom snatched at gunpoint in the gambling mecca. Police say she was found with duct tape wrapped around her head and a handcuff hanging from her left ankle.
Atlantic City police were checking whether the body could be that of Nadirah Ruffin, a 19-year-old AC resident abducted during a home invasion at her cousin's house March 26. According to the Philadelphia Daily News, three masked men and one masked woman kicked in the door and forced Ruffin into a vehicle. The other women in the house were left alone. The mother of a 4-year-old boy, was described as 5 feet 4 and 120 pounds with tattoos, one of

UMBRELLA TRIGGERS BOGUS MASS. GUN SCARE

UMBRELLA

WALLY

TO be fair, from distance you can see why some people might have thought it was a rifle.
But as a result hundreds of police officers, including SWAT teams descended on a Burlington, Mass., mall thinking a mad gunman was on the loose. According to state police, the witnesses reported seeing a short white man wearing a gray sweatshirt, black pants, and a black backpack, carrying what at the time, was thought to

GIRLS 11, 12 FACE CYBERSTALKING CHARGES

A MEAN pair of girls who hijacked their friend's Facebook site and offered oral sex to boys could be charged with cyberstalking, Cops say.
The pair aged 11 and 12 were once pals with Leslie Cote, but when she logged on last month she discovered someone posing as her, posting sexually explicit photos and asking boys for sex.
At one point the suspects even started instant messaging boys to arranged dates where lewd sex acts were to be performed.
"It was unbelieveable," said Leslie's stepfather, Jon Knight.
"They were asking boys if they want to have oral sex, giving out her phone number and address of where Leslie lives for the boys to come over."

WIKILEAKS SNITCH MOVED TO U.S. ARMY PRISON

CREEPER

LEAKER

POOR old Bradley Manning.
First he watches creepy Julian Assange freely swan around the globe, taking all the glory for the information he passed on to his controversial Wikileaks website.
Then he's thrown into maximum security with the Marine Corps no less - where let's just say he wasn't welcomed with open arms.  For more than eight months he spent 23 hours a day and ate all his meals in an isolated cell, was permitted no contact with other prisoners, and was forced to wear chains and leg irons any time he was moved.
He also was often forced to strip naked at night and stand nude in his cell for

TEXAS BOY, 6, BRINGS GUN TO SCHOOL: WOUNDS THREE

THE SUSPECT?

WHAT is the World coming too??
A six-year-old brought a loaded gun into school and injured himself and two fellow students when it fell out of his pocket and fired as he sat down for lunch.
Quite how the KINDERGARTEN pupil got hold of it, is still being investigated but he certainly gave everyone a fright when the pistol

RUSSIAN 'RAMBO' WANTED FOR GRISLY NY SLAYINGS

BUTCHERED

HAPPIER TIMES

A RUSSIAN "Rambo" style soldier viciously hacked up his lover, before turning on her stunning daughter, when she caught him in the act, cops say.
Now, authorities say he has fled to his native land where he is beyond the reach of American law. Russia does not allow it's citizens to be extradited.