IDIOT BOYFRIEND WHO TAPED UP TODDLERS JAILED

FATHER OF THE YEAR

HE really needs some lessons in childcare.
Jonathan Weaver really wanted to watch the basketball game, but he was also supposed to be looking after his girlfriend's children, while she went to night school. So what did he do?
Well he got out some tape, bound, gagged and hooded the toddlers aged one and two and left them in the car seat in the garage of their Las Vegas apartment.Cops were called after a passerby heard the terrified children crying and after firefighters cut open the garage door they found the two toddlers in car seats, their hands bound with a white rope or twine that also wrapped around their necks.
A piece of clothing was stuffed in both boys' mouths and a shirt was pulled over the younger child’s face, police told the Las Vegas Sun.

BIG BREASTED WOMAN "PUTTING OFF THE JURY"

HER employer claims she is there with the breast of intentions, while her opponent claims she's making a boob of the proceedings.
Chicago attorney Thomas Gooch claims the woman's sole purpose "is to draw the attention of the jury away from the relevant proceedings" - a big time case over a used car. So he asked  Cook County Circuit Judge Anita Rivkin-Carothers to order the woman to sit in the gallery with other spectators. "Personally, I like large breasts," he said.
"However, I object to somebody I don't think is a qualified paralegal sitting at the counsel table - when there's already two lawyers there - dressed in such a fashion as to call attention to herself."

FBI RAIDS GRANNY SUICIDE SHARLOTTE HYDORN

"NO CHECKS"

FBI agents have swooped on on a 91-year-old grandma who they say has been selling mail order DIY suicide kits from her home. Sharlotte Hydorn dubbed "Granny Suicide" is the founder and owner of The GLADD Group, or Good Life And Dignified Death which sells a product that consists of a plastic hood that closes around the neck. It also includes tubing that connects the hood to a tank of helium or other inert gas that users must supply for themselves and clear instructions on how to take your own life.
The grisly granny claims she isn't responsible for who uses the kit and is only trying to help people in pain. She has been in business for three years and said she now sells up to 60 kits a month.

LINDSAY LOHAN STARTS SENTENCE FOR JEWELRY THEFT

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan surrendered to authorities yesterday to begin serving time for jewelry theft yesterday.
But thanks to her expensive lawyer and a cushy deal she'll serve her 120 days detained at home rather than going to jail, after pleading no contest to stealing a $2500 necklace from an LA jewelry store.
She was found to be in violation of her probation stemming from a 2007 drunken driving case.
The 24-year-old was booked and fitted for with an electronic monitoring ankle bracelet around 5 a.m, according to a Los Angeles Sheriff's Department news release.
She was later released to begin serving more than a month under house arrest, ending on June 29.

CASEY ANTHONY TO GAL PAL: 'I'M SUCH A GOOD LIAR'

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PARTY MOM Casey Anthony brazenly told a gal pal: "Oh my God, I'm such a good liar." It was the latest shocking revelation at the hard-partying hosebag's Florida capital murder trial. Anthony, 25, is accused of murdering her toddler Caylee so she could live the life of riley. The prosecution spent the day painting a picture of a callous woman who didn't seem fussed her little girl was gone.
It was the third day of testimony in the explosive trial that has garnered worldwide attention.
Ricardo Morales dated Casey Anthony between
February and April of 2008. He claimed Casey and Caylee spent the night at his apartment in June 2008, just days

'MONK' ANTHONY KELLEY, MOM BEAT DEMENTED DAD

A CHICAGO-area mother and son gruesome twosome restrained his elderly father after becoming infuriated with him while changing his diaper. Cops say Anthony Kelley, 40, who claimed to be a trained Russian monk and his monster mom Dianne, 63, were busted Monday for restraining the father on a bed with duct tape, blasting him with pepper spray and beating him. They are each being held on $50,000 bail. The 74-year-old navy veteran has dementia and is

JARED LEE LOUGHNER 'MENTALLY INCOMPETENT'

MENTAL

GUN NUT Jared Lee Loughner who is accused of the shooting rampage which killed six people and wounded   U.S. Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords, among others, has been ruled mentally incompetent to stand trial by a federal judge. U.S. District Judge Larry Burns made the decision after reading reports - which have not been made public -  by psychologist Christina Pietz and psychiatrist Matthew Carrollwho examined him during a five week stay at a federal facility.
It means his trial will be delayed indefinitely. The two were asked to determine whether Loughner understands the consequences of the case against him which has seen him plead not guilty to 49 federal charges. 

NUTTY PROFESSOR AMY BISHOP WILL FACE EXECUTION

NUTTY PROFESSOR

THE nutty professor who went on a crazy rampage, killing three fellow academics and wounding three more is to face the death penalty if Alabama prosecutors get their way. Crazy Amy Bishop, a Harvard educated neurobiologist, went nuts during a routine meeting of the biology department in the state university's, Huntsville campus.
Pulling out a 0.9mm she started with those closest to her, blasting the chairman of the department Gopi Podila and two other professor's Maria Ragland Davis and Adriel D Johnson Sr.
As the other's fled, she blasted three more people severely wounding them. Bishop’s lawyer, Roy W. Miller told The Boston Globe: "That of course does not come as any great surprise."

DID EDWARDS USE CAMPAIGN CASH TO HUSH AFFAIR?

CHEATER

RIELLE AND FRANCIS

LOVE cheat and former presidential candidate John Edwards is to be charged with using some of his campaign cash to hide his affair with mistress and mother of his child Rielle Hunter, Justice Department officials have revealed. Back in 2008 when the former senator was a front runner for the Democratic presidential nomination, Federal investigators suspect he used contributions from two wealthy donors to support her and his daughter Francis Quinn, now three. The North Carolina Democrat, who flatly denied the affair when the National Enquirer first reported it in October 2007,

'TEEN MOM' JENELLE EVANS COURTING TROUBLE-AGAIN

CLASSY LADY

IF it's not one, it's another. Hot on the heels of the news we brought you yesterday about big, dumb Gary Shirley of "Teen Mom" fame being busted for DUI, today it's  Jenelle Evans from "Teen Mom 2" who's going to court - again.
This time it's for her involvement in a brawl that was caught on videotape.
As her friends cheered her on, she was seen scrapping it out with her one time friend Brittany Truett, after another Brittany, this time Maggard shoved her into her pal. A full on fight broke and ended with the two girls rolling around on the ground, grabbing each other's hair near her home in Oak Island, NC.
All three were arrested and charged with misdemeanor affray and disorderly conduct for fighting in a public place. She will now face trial on July 22 reports E! Online.

MINI MOBSTER HENRY CHAVEZ GUILTY OF MURDER

TINY TERROR

A MINI mobster who murdered a man by blasting him in the head with three bullets has been sentenced to 30-years in the big house after pleading guilty to his crime. Diminutive and deadly dwarf Henry Chavez, 29, confessed to shooting Hamigton Luis Orozco after the pair rowed on the stoop of his Washington MD home last May.
But the tiny terror described at the time as "a little man with a big gun" by The Capital Area Regional Fugitive Task Force managed to evade justice for four months after going on the run. 
Chaves, who is just 3-foot-11 was eventually picked in El Salvador.

It's not his first encounter with the law. He was charged with drug possession and distribution in 2008, and was sentenced to 9 months in jail, reports The Examiner.

ELIZABETH SMART KIDNAPPER MITCHELL JAILED FOR LIFE

BRAVE Elizabeth Smart warned her kidnapper her would be damned to eternity during a dramatic showdown in a Utah courtroom Wednesday. Smart--now 23--was snatched from her Salt Lake City bedroom in June 2002 by Brian David Mitchell, 57. Mitchell pleaded guilty to kidnapping and sexual assault. He kept her prisoner in a sinister, remote mountain lair where she was tethered her to a cable strung between two trees. She was raped daily and sometimes four times a day. Elizabeth was also made to drink and do drugs. In

CASEY ANTHONY AFTER CAYLEE: 'HAVING A GRAND TIME'

SICK PARTY mom Casey Anthony was having the time of her life in the days after her 2-year-old daughter Caylee was seen alive. In fact, she didn't even mention it to her boyfriend or any of his p[als.
Anthony, 25, is now on trial for the murder of the little girl. The trial is being held in Clearwater, Florida. If convicted, the hard-partying princess could face the death penalty. She has pleaded not guilty and her defence team has hinted the little girl drowned which, of course, was her parents fault.
Her then boyfriend Anthony Lazzaro told the court Anthony was "Happy. Happy to see me. Having a grand old time" on

AMBER PORTWOOD BABY DADDY GARY SHIRLEY BUSTED

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE

HELPFUL hint of the day: don't get pregnant when you're a teenager with piss all education, brains or life experience. What will happen, you ask? Just ask the star of MTV hit Teen Mom, Amber Portwood. The father of her baby, the corpulent yet clever Gary Shirley was arrested Tuesday for driving with a suspended licence. Cops in Indiana say they approached Big Dumb Gary's car because he and the enchanting Amber were screaming at each other inside the car--parked in front of the cop shop. Already Amber is facing domestic battery charges

ILLEGAL BUTT IMPLANT INJECTIONS LAND NJ GAL IN HOSP.

A NEW JERSEY woman has a pain in the ass--thanks to an illegal butt implant injection she received in South Carolina. According to cops, the unidentified woman got the jab at the Coconuk Boutique in Spartenburg but developed severe blood clots and is now in hospital. Police believe some of the victims of the bogus procedure might be illegal immigrants in immediate medical danger. But because they're victims, they won't be charged or deported. Officers say the woman who owns the boutique is in jail facing charges of performing and arranging medical procedures without a license. Michelle Madrid Roca is being held. She did not perform the procedures herself.