DRUNKEN IDIOT TIMOTHY RAINES STOLE FORKLIFT

THIS is the moment a drunken douchebag stole a forklift and went on a bizarre low speed chase along the fort worth side streets.
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Nathan Lowery caught this astonishing footage on his iPhone as suspect Timothy Raines drunkenly veered across traffic, nearly hitting several vehicles. 

PHILLIP SEATON PENIS AMPUTATION: TRIAL BEGINS

"HORRIFIED"

A DOC who lopped off a man's penis, allegedly without consent began his trial yesterday.
Phillip Seaton, 64, claimed he was "horrified" when he woke up to find some of manhood missing after what was supposed to be an operation that was meant to be a simple circumcision to relieve inflammation.
But Urologist Dr John Patterson told the Shelbyville, KY jury that he saved Seaton's life when he amputated part of the man's penis after discovering a rare and deadly cancer
He said: "What I saw was not a penis. What I saw was cancer."

REBECCA ZAHAU'S DEATH 'WAS SUICIDE': COPS

"SUICIDE"

THE GIRLFRIEND  of a multimillionaire medical tycoon who was found hanging in his mansion with her hands and feet bound, committed suicide, sources close to the investigation have revealed. 
Rebecca Zahau's mysterious death shocked the wealthy Coronado, CA, especially as it came just a day after boyfriend Jonah Shacknai's six-year-old son, Max,  fell down the grand staircase in his 27 bedroom mansion. 
It was believed Zahau, also known as Rebecca Nalepa, was supposed to be looking after the boy, who died a few days later from severe brain injuries and the guilt may have got to her.

GIRLS GONE WILD FOUNDER JOE FRANCIS SURRENDERS

ATTACKER?

GIRLS Gone Wild founder Joe Francis has turned himself in to cops in connection with his false imprisonment warrant.
The sleazy founder of the uber successful video chain which encourages young girls to expose themselves on camera allegedly offered to drive three women he met in a nightclub.
But rather than take them for a spin they say the franchise founder took them to his mansion although they told him they did not want to go there according to TMZ.
Then he allegedly pushed one of the women to the ground during an altercation at his home.
A friend of the girls said: "He started off all nice but when he quickly turned. They were really frightened by the end of it and they couldn't wait to get out of there. It wasn't like he took no for an answer."  

FAMILY: KEEP KILLER GINGER TURNMIRE BEHIND BARS

A TENNESSEE family is fighting to keep a relative behind bars in the 1986 double murder of her parents. Evil Ginger Turnmire shot to death her mother and father as part of a sinister hit list. Her uncle Danny Carrier says the family wants her kept locked up. He was on Ginger's hit list.
Det. John Huffine busted Ginger--then 15--after her crimes for the killing of James and Velma Gene Turnmire. He recalled how she told pals about what she had done.
He said: "One of her friends pulled me aside and said 'she did what she said she did, I saw it. On the way there, she admitted to it and asked me what was going to happen to her." She blamed the bloody slayings on a motorcycle gang and a

ELVIS FAN GERRIE LAWRIE FOUND DEAD: FOUL PLAY?

A SCOTTISH Elvis Presley fan who vanished during celebrations of the King's birthday has been found--but not the way friends and family had hoped. Memphis police say they found a woman's body near where Gerrie Lawrie, 40, of Aberdeen, Scotland was staying. So far, there is no cause of death.
Lawrie had been reported missing Saturday. It was her sixth visit to the music capital and home base of Elvis central where he lived and died. When she didn't fly home to Aberdeen as scheduled people became worried. The mother of

COP SHOOTER KEVIN COLLIER: ANOTHER BODY FOUND

COPS in California have found a second adult body in the ruins of a home where a triggerman critically wounded Officer Jarred Slocum during a wild shootout. It was believed to be the body of Beverly Rakov, 51, the mother-in-law of suspected gunman Kevin Collier. The other body found in the home Sunday night was believed to be that of Collier. Clip is above. MORE FROM FOX NEWS

DAD DEJUAN WELLS BIT COPS AT PEEWEE FOOTBALL

DUMB DAD

TALK about making a meal of things - especially over a youth football game.
But Dejuan Wells definitely bit off more than he could chew, after going mad about a game winning touchdown being scored against his kid's team in the last nine seconds of the game.
Hardly the NFL, most of his youngster's team, The Spartans seemed okay with the result against the Boilermakers, but not Wells.
As the red mist descended he ran onto the field yelling profanities at Football League Commissioner, Tyre Shelton who promptly ordered Wells to calm down, lower his voice, and move back away from the field.

RANDY TUNDIDOR JR AVOIDS DEATH BY RATTING ON DAD

LIKE SON

LIKE FATHER

Faced with the death penalty, he wouldn't be the first crook to testify against his partner in crime to spare his own life. Except Randy Tundidor Jr's alleged accomplice is no ordinary collaborator because it's his father Randy Tundidor Sr.

Both are accused of killing their landlord Joseph Morrisey, 46, a Nova Southeastern University professor after a rent dispute. 

Just before midnight on April 6, an armed intruder broke into the Morrissey's Plantation home, forcing the couple to drive them to an ATM to withdraw $500, a Plantation police report said.

SOMALI PIRATES GET LIFE FOR KILLING US CITIZENS

VICTIMS

A PAIR of pirates who were part of a botched attempted ransom that left four US citizens dead, have been sentenced to life in prison.  

Somali's, Ali Abdi Mohamed, 30, and Burhan Yusuf, 31 admitted that they had been trawling the high seas looking for vessels to snatch and people to ransom when they came across the S/V Quest,  a small yacht carrying two US couples.

LEE GRACE DOUGHERTY 'ATTEMPTED MURDER'

ATTEMPTED MURDER

STRIPPER felon Lee Grace and her brothers in the deadly 'Dougherty Gang' have been charged with attempted murder along with a host of other offences after their multi state crime rampage. 

In a week long wild ride, the wannabe porn star along with her brothers Ryan Dougherty, 21, and Dylan Dougherty Stanley, 26, took pot shots at a cop car in their home state of Florida.

Then after robbing a bank in Valadosta, GA, they went into hiding, but they were eventually brought to justice after another high speed pursuit, during which they again aimed automatic rifles at pursuing officers before crashing their White Subaru Impreza. 

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! OLD FOGEY WEEK #2

TEA AND cookies, sweetie? AARP are now lobbying against the discrimination against old crooks. This old doll ('you'll never take me alive copper!') is proof positive is not just a crime for the young.

RACHEL MONCRIEF 1979 HOMICIDE FINALLY SOLVED

HE MUST have thought that after more than three decades he had got away with the vicious murder of security guard Rachel Moncrief. But now thanks to improvements in DNA technology, cops have arrested David Dixon, now 61, in connection with the 1979 killing which saw her stabbed more than 30 times. It is the third result for the recently reopened cold case unit at the Santa Clara County district attorney's office who did DNA testing of blood on the victim's clothing and a marijuana cigarette. MORE AT OUR SISTER SITE COLD CASE USA

PERVERT PASTOR DALE RICHARDSON RAPED WOMEN

RAPIST?

A PERVERT pastor has been charged with kidnapping and raping three women at gunpoint, two of them in a trailer behind his church. 
Dale Richardson a pastor at the Freedom Free Will Baptist Church in Ladson, SC allegedly pulled a gun on a 20-year-old woman after giving her a ride in his car.
Then he bound her hands, covered her head and took her to the grey-blue trailer home behind the church, where he proceeded to rape her.
Cops said she was able to identify Richardson from his picture on the church website, which also displays a short biography detailing how he became a Christian and then a pastor.
He has also been charged with two other similar sexual assaults, both of which occurred last year.

BAD HAIR BANDIT CYNTHIA VAN HOLLAND BUSTED

MUG SHOT

BAD HAIR

COPS think they have finally caught the wig wearing bank robber dubbed the "bad hair bandit."
Crossing the pacific northwest with her cat and a suitcase full of cheap ill fitting wigs, FBI agents believe Cynthia Van Holland was behind at least 19 heists.
Using a non violent approach, the 47-year-old would walk up to the tills and hand the cashier a note claiming she was armed and demanding cash.
Then, once she got the cash, she returned to Idaho where she worked as a prison nurse.