VIRGINIA VALDEZ TRIED TO LOP OFF HUBBY'S COCK

SCISSORS

BOBBIT

THEY say the first cut is the deepest but for Virginia Valdez' husband it was also the most painful - as she tried to cut off his penis with a pair of scissors. 
It's unclear how successful the 69-year-old was with her eye-watering attack, but it's believed that she didn't do a Bobbit and completely sever her husbands member. 

PHILLIP SEATON PENIS AMPUTATION: TRIAL BEGINS

"HORRIFIED"

A DOC who lopped off a man's penis, allegedly without consent began his trial yesterday.
Phillip Seaton, 64, claimed he was "horrified" when he woke up to find some of manhood missing after what was supposed to be an operation that was meant to be a simple circumcision to relieve inflammation.
But Urologist Dr John Patterson told the Shelbyville, KY jury that he saved Seaton's life when he amputated part of the man's penis after discovering a rare and deadly cancer
He said: "What I saw was not a penis. What I saw was cancer."

PENIS CUTTER CATHERINE BECKER COULD GET LIFE

PECKER CUTTER BECKER

PECKER cutter, Catherine Becker could get life for slashing off her husbands penis after being formally charged with the crime.
The 48-year-old has been charged with two felony counts - torture and aggravated mayhem - which have a maximum sentence of life without parole, because of a sentence enhancement for causing great bodily injury.
Garden Grove Police Lt. Jeff Nightengale said after the real estate agent laced her 60-year-old husband's dinner with an unknown drug, he lay down believing something was wrong with the food.
Her husband then woke up tied to the bed as Becker cut off his penis with a knife she threw the genitalia in the garbage disposal and turned the disposal on.
Eventually she called 911 to ask for medical assistance and when firefighters and police arrived on scene, Becker told officials that her husband "deserved it."

CATHERINE BECKER SNIPPED OFF HUBBY'S PECKER

OUCH! Call it the end of the affair. A California woman--who was fairly pissed, needless to say--drugged her estranged husband and cut off his penis. Chaneling Lorena Bobbitt or what! And of course, she told cops "the bastard deserved it." Cops say Catherine Becker called 911 after doing the deed in her home in Garden Grove, south of LA. There they found her unnamed hubby bleeding from the crotch area. He was taken to hospital and was still in serious condition. But she didn't dick around.
Apparently, it was part of an elaborate plan on good old Cathy's part.