Thursday, September 22, 2011

SHOTGUN AT TACO BELL: JEREMY COMBS GOT NO SAUCE

DUMBASS
DOUCHEBAG of the week goes to the Jeremy Combs. 
He was so annoyed that the Taco Bell server had forgotten his hot sauce that he returned to the Lee's Summit, MO, that he returned with a shotgun to complain. 
Combs admitted that he had purchased several items from the Missouri Taco Bell, only to return home to discover 'the Taco Bell employee had failed to include his…hot sauce, according to The Smoking Gun.
Taco Bell surveillance footage shows Combs in his Ford F-150 truck brandishing the weapon, police say.
Customer service: Combs was said to have become angry after discovering his order was not complete
But Combs denies threatening the employee with a gun and says the item was actually a tire iron.

SEATH JACKSON MURDER TRIAL UNDERWAY

INNOCENT
FIFTH
THE MASTERMIND accused of luring a 15-year-old to an abandoned house, shooting and battering him to death with his pals and dumping his body in a fire pit refused to say a word at trial yesterday.
Michael Bargo is accused of encouraging Seath Jackson's ex-girlfriend text message him, asking to meet her at an Ocala, FL home.
But rather than reconcile his relationship he was set upon by Bargo and his pals  Justin Soto, 20; Charlie Kay Ely, 18; Amber E. Wright, 15; Kyle Hooper, 16.

LAWRENCE BREWER, TROY DAVIS EXECUTED

EXECUTED
TROY DAVIS--DEAD
A TWISTED Texas white supremacist who chained a black man to his truck and dragged him for three miles before his head was ripped from his body, has been executed for the horrific killing. 
And in Georgia, despite becoming a cause celeb, cop killer Troy Davis also got the needle.   Lawyers for Lawrence Russell Brewer had tried at the last minute to delay his death by lethal injection. But in the end he was executed at 6:21am yesterday morning for the vicious hate crime. Along with two pals offered James Byrd Jr a ride when they spotted him along a remote country road near Beaumont, TX. 

BOBBI PARKER DID HELP KILLER ESCAPE FOR LOVE: JURY

IN LOVE
PARKER NOW
THE WIFE of a former Oklahoma prison warden who disappeared with a convicted killer only to be found living with him more than a decade later has been found guilty of helping him to escape. 
As we reported here Bobbi Parker, now 49, helped Randolph Franklin Dial escape from the Oklahoma State Reformatory in 1994, where her husband was in charge. 

MUGSHOT MANIA! SOMEONE HELP US OUT HERE, PLEASE?

FOR THE second time in as many weeks, words fail us. Utterly. OK, we all agree this is a brutal head but is it a man or a woman? A young woman or an old harpy? What do you think? Let us know!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

ERIC WILSON GOES CRAZY AFTER THREESOME REJECTED

INSPIRATION
ERIC 'Porn Star' Wilson takes his sex very seriously. So seriously, in fact, that he sent his girlfriend to hospital after she dared refuse having a threesome with him. Wilson, 41, sometimes called the Ron Jeremy of Indiana, now faces a charge of battery and criminal confinement. Cops say Wilson (AKA  Johnny the Wad Wilson) came home around 3:30 a.m. Monday with another woman, asking his gal pal to engage in the sexual hijinks. But his girlfriend said she threw saltpeter on the idea and told the other woman to scram.

LAWRENCE RUSSELL BREWER GETTING NEEDLE TONIGHT

Lawrence Russell Brewer, 44, is scheduled to die Wednesday by lethal injection in the killing of James Byrd. ONE OF the three killers in the infamous dragging death of James Byrd in 1998 will receive ultimate justice tonight, courtesy of the state of Texas. Lawrence Russell Brewer, 44, and described as a racist psychopath during his 1999 trial wil die by lethal injection for the heartless killing of Byrd, 49, by chaining him to the back of a pickup truck and then dragging him to death near Jasper. One of Brewer's accomplices, John William King, also got the death penalty while Shawn Berry received life. MORE ON LAWRENCE RUSSELL BREWER FROM CNN


CELINA CASS'S MOTHER BEGGING FOR 'ANSWERS'

IN WEST STEWARTSTOWN, New Hampshire the chill in the air is literal and figurative. It's been almost two months since 11-year-old Celina Cass's body was pulled from the Connecticut River and cops don't seem any closer to nabbing her killer. Celina disappeared July 24 in the middle of the night, her body found Aug. 1. An autopsy was inconclusive and cops are still waiting for toxicology reports.
Meanwhile, her murder has left a trail of tears. Her mom Louisa Cass told WMUR TV NEWS that she is desperate for answersin her daughter's death.
She said: "Answers. Why would someone do what they did? She didn't deserve it. She didn't do anything to anyone. I remember sitting in the chair with her and rocking her. And then the next morning after I came to work, I get a phone call,

JACOB NODARSE GUILTY IN KRAMER FAMILY MASSACRE

IT WAS a sinister crime. On March 2, 2010, Jacob Nodarse broke into a suburban Chicago home and in cold blood murdered Jeffrey Kramer, 50, his wife Lori, 48,  and son Michael, 20, as part of a murder for hire. Yesterday he pleaded guilty but mentally ill to killing the trio and will spend most of the next 45 years behind bars. According to cops, Johnny Borizov, 29--who still faces murder and solicitation of murder charges-- planned the massacre to end his bitter child custody battle with ex gal pal Angela

MUGSHOT MANIA: SO BABY FACE NELSON SAYS TO ME...

'WHERE DID you hide the loot?' Dillinger just looked over and laughed at the two of us, lit a stogie and walked out the door with that pretty little gal of his ...

PRISON WARDER'S WIFE BOBBI PARKER: JURY OUT

DIAL
PARKER
THE WIFE of former prison warden, who is accused of helping a convicted killer escape and then living with him for more than a decade may face justice today.
Bobbi Parker, 49, allegedly aided Randolph Dial's escaped from the prison her husband ran, after falling in love with, prosecutors claimed.
The pair met in a prison pottery program that was based in the deputy warden's garage on the Granite prison grounds.
But Defense attorneys claim Dial drugged and kidnapped her before holding her hostage for more than a decade by threatening to harm her family, including her two daughters, if she fled.

LEE GRACE & DOUGHERTY GANG WERE OFF TO MEXICO

MEXICO BOUND
STRIPPER FELON Lee Grace Dougherty and her two brothers planned to head to Mexico after their cross country crime spree, a cop told a court yesterday.
The gorgeous wannabe porn star who's saucy photo shoot can be seen here, went on week long wild ride with her brothers Ryan Dougherty, 21, and Dylan Dougherty Stanley, 26, which began with them taking pot shots at a cop car in their home state of Florida.
Then cops say they moved on to Valadosta, GA, where their accused of robbing a bank, escaping with an undisclosed amount, before going into hiding.

DOUCHEBAG THREW GIRLFRIEND'S DOG FROM HIGH RISE

DIEGO
19TH FLOOR
A DOUCHEBAG of the highest order is being sought by Dallas police after he threw his girlfriend's dog from her apartment on the 19th floor of a highrise.
The maltese dog, called Diego was later found dead on the pool deck on the 8th floor of the building, after suffering from severe injuries.
According to police reports, the couple was arguing Saturday night in the elevator when the man allegedly punched the woman in the face several times.

FULL TILT POKER WAS 'A GLOBAL PONZI SCHEME'

FERGUSON
AN online poker company, formed and run by former card sharks was nothing more than "a giant ponzi scheme" federal investigators have claimed. 
Full Tilt Poker, formed by among others, world champion players Howard Lederer and Christopher Ferguson stand accused of "picking the pockets of loyal customers."
According to investigators, the company only had $60 million of the $390 million it owed its players in March and over the years they had allegedly used $444million of player funds to pay board members and other owners.  

SHACKNAI WANTS REBECCA ZAHAU SUICIDE REVIEW

"STRANGE" DEATH
CASE REOPENED
THE MEDICAL mogul who's naked girlfriend was found mysteriously hanging in his mansion has asked the California attorney general to review their findings. 
Wrists and ankles bound, Rebecca Zahau, was found hanging from the balcony of Jonah Shacknai's 27-bedroom home, known to locals in Coronado, CA as Spreckles mansion.  
A strange message daubed in black paint on the bedroom door read: "She saved him. Can you save her."