OHIO AMISH TRIO CUT CHURCH RIVAL'S BEARD OFF

 

IT'S NOT often you're going to see this unless things get totally out of hand during Rumspringa but there you have it. Three Amish men in Ohio were busted for doing a barn invasion and cutting another Amish man's beard. Sam Mullet said he didn't order the hair-cutting but didn't stop two of his sons and another

LAB RAT KIMBERLY LINDSEY HAD SEX WITH BOY, 6: COPS

A TOP scientist at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta faces child molestation and bestiality charges involving a boy, 6, cops say. Dr. Kimberly Lindsey is the deputy director of the CDC's lab science program. The 44-year-old brainiac was busted Sunday with her boyfriend Thomas Westerman. She's being held on a $25,000 bond. Westerman was released on bond.

Now, according to cops a medical professional ratted the depraved duo out. The couple allegedly molested the boy in January of last year and then again in

ANNETTE MORALES-RODRIGUEZ KILLS MOM, FETUS

CRAZY

RANDOM MURDER

THERE SEEMS to be few crimes as twisted as deranged women who kill pregnant women, then try to carve out their fetuses.
But that's exactly what selfish Annette Morales-Rodriguez - who already had three children of her own - decided to do last week.

According to cops she was desperate to have a new baby with her boyfriend, but as the due date neared she panicked. 
So she scoured the suburban Milwaukee neighbourhood for two weeks looking for a pregnant woman whose child she could steal and call her own.   

SWINGER: MY THREESOME WITH ROBYN GARDNER

A SELF-CONFESSED swinger says she was invited on the Aruban sex trip with missing party girl Robyn Gardner but begged off. Gary Giordano--the man suspected of orchestrating Robyn's disappearance Aug. 2--had also invited Rebecca Toring for fun and games under the sun. Now, she tells the National Enquirer she's thanking her lucky stars. She said: "I just thank God I'm still alive. Gary invited me to Aruba, and if I had gone I would probably be dead now – just like poor Robyn."
Cops believe creepy Don Juan Giordano--a failed Maryland businessman--killed Robyn for the $1.5 million insurance policy he took out on her

MUGSHOT MANIA! DOES THE TATTOO SAY 'DAD'?

WE couldn't really tell but it looks like D A(note the cool skull) D. Either way, we're certain this fellow's parenting gifts are making a difference in this rough old world of ours.

PSYCHIC JACKELINE LOPEZ SCARED GIRL INTO THEFT

PSYCHIC THIEF

A PSYCHIC had been accused of theft by hex, after she allegedly scared a 12-year-old girl into stealing her family's jewelry.
Cops say Jackeline Lopez told the young girl that her family was cursed and that terrible things would happen unless that was removed.
The LA Sheriff's Department said in a statement: “Lopez allegedly conducted these psychic readings in her home’s garage which she had decorated with numerous candles, chalk outlines, black caldrons, replicated human skulls, beads, dolls, and other similar items consistent with psychic readings.”
Then she told the 12-year-old girl, who she met through her daughter that the only way to remove the curse was to steal more more than $10,000 worth of jewelry from her parents.

NOT DOING CHORES: ANTONIO GUTIERREZ SLASHES SON

BAD DAD

TIRED of his "lazy" son not doing his chores Antonio Gutierrez allegedly took some drastic action and attacked him with a four-foot-long sword, cops say.
Cops say he confronted his 18-year-old son, John, "about being lazy and not doing chores around the house."
But when the argument escalated, the 43-year-old father armed himself with with the weapon and "confronted John with the sword," according to the police statement.    
It goes on to say: "John tried to defend himself by using his hands to ward off the sword," and as a result the teen suffered lacerations and needed medical attention.

MAD ERIC BARNEY JR BRUTALIZED EX FOR MONTHS

MAD ERIC

A JILTED boyfriend repeatedly assaulted his girlfriend after kidnapping her and holding her hostage in her own home for two months. Mad Eric Bernard Barney Jr had dated the woman for just five months, when he viciously tried to kill her by strangling her and smothering her with a pillow. 
But although cops got an arrest warrant they couldn't find the crazy 31-year-old and just four days after the vicious attack, the woman faced a horror movie scenario. 
Two days later, while she was sleeping Barney let himself in with a key she didn't know he had, telling her he wanted to talk with her and apologize.
But the woman said when she told Barney he couldn't stay in her house, he replied: "I can do whatever I want, and I'm not leaving you, ever."

MUGSHOT MANIA! DUDE IS DEFINITELY NOT WINNING

HE IS not a WWE refugee. No, Mr. Buddy is one of those folks who just seems to go through life getting pounded. Life is hard.

QUICK SGT MICHAEL MILLER JAMS GUN WITH FINGER

THE PISTOL

QUICK THINKER

A QUICK thinking cop stopped a crazy crook from blasting him in the gut by jamming his finger under the hammer of the violent felon's gun.
NYPD Sgt Michael Miller had pulled over a livery cab after he noticed it speeding through Manhattan with Officer William Reddin.
But as they approached the car, Miller, a 13-year veteran noticed one of the passengers, Eugene Graves, making suspicious movements near his waistband.

JAMES 'WHITEY' BULGER CAUGHT BECAUSE OF STRAY CAT

$2 MILLION

WHITEY NOW

A FORMER Miss Iceland and B Movie actress has reportedly claimed the $2million reward for turning in the fugitive Boston mobster James Whitey Bulger, after she bonded with his girlfriend over a stray cat.
Veteran actress Anna Bjornsdottir, 57, allegedly got to know Catherine Greig, over the animal which lived near Whitey's Santa Monica apartment, while she stayed at a hotel across the street.
But after she returned home to Reykjavik, she saw a TV report on the one time leader of The Winter Hill Gang and realized that the woman she knew as Carol Gasko, was one in the same. 
Now the Boston Globe is reporting that the FBI has paid her $2 million in reward money for the tip off, which led to the arrest of the one time leader of the city's notorious Winter Hill Gang.

DUMB CROOKS 2. THIEF POSTS PIC ON VICTIM'S FB

DUMB

LIKE. Cops are giving a thumbs up to this gold toothed douche, who allegedly posted his picture on his victim's Facebook page.
The young mom was picking up her son from the McDonough, GA daycare last month when the sneak thief moved in and took her, purse which contained her credit cards, checkbook and phone.
She told cops that she'd noticed a guy with "distinctive gold teeth and braids" in a black Toyota Rav 4 nearby, but had left her car unlocked as she only expected to be a few seconds. 
That was all it took for him to strike. 
Then a  a few days later a friend contacted her to let her know that a "strange man's picture" had appeared on her Facebook wall.

DUMB CROOKS 1. THIEVES CALL 911 ON THE JOB

SHAME FACED

CALL it bad luck or should that be call in bad luck.
Either way Nikia Goode, Vernon Bundy or Johnny Taylor must have been stunned when the cops turned up, just moments after they sat there plotting to steal scrap metal.
What they couldn't have known is that one of them had led officers right to them by accidentally dialing 911, when they sat on their phone. 

HOLLY BOBO: RETRACING STEPS BEFORE KIDNAPPING

THURSDAY marks the six month anniversary of Tennessee nursing student Holly Bobo's disappearance. Wednesday is her 21st birthday. Now, the Jackson Sun is reconstructing the day the pretty blonde vanished.
According to the Jackson Sun: Before dawn on April 13, Holly Bobo dressed for nursing school, ate breakfast and studied for a test. By 8 a.m. she had been abducted from her home in Darden and has not been seen since. At 8:05 a.m., the first of several sheriff's deputies and other law enforcement pulled into the Bobos' driveway, 10 minutes from the time

FLORIDA'S POOPING PERP KEN SARSONY PINCHED

WHAT A SHIT! Cops in Florida have busted a man they suspected has been pooing on the steps of the Ft. King Middle School in Ocala. Cops say the suspected serial defecator Kenneth Martin Sarsony has dropped at least five loads on the school steps in the year. Sarsony told police after he was nabbed that he pooped in front of the classroom because he was in "bad spirits" and "needed help". No kidding. But