BAD HABIT: NUN MARIE THORNTON GAMBLED $1 MILLION

BOY did she have a bad habit, but this nun is no longer on the run from her gambling addiction, although she has landed purgatory for it.
Sister Marie Thornton literally gambled her life away, losing almost $1 million by playing one armed bandits in Atlantic City.
The 65-year-old known to most as Sister Susie pilfered $850,000 from Iona College, while working as a trusted financial officer, using their corporate credit card for chips on the Jersey Shore.
A source told the NY Post the high rolling sister who holds a doctorate in education, once blew $10,000 in one weekend, although sums of $2000 to $5000 were more often the case. US Attorney Preet Bharara said:  “She covered up the thousands she would lose by systematically submitting false

KIM KARDASHIAN SUES PR MAN FOR DAMAGING HER REP

HILARIOUS. Laugh-a-minute fame whore Kim Kardashain has enlisted lawyer to the stars, Marty 'California Law' Singer to be her attack dog against her former publicist who says: 'The wedding was a fake!' Nooooooo. We CAN'T, we WON'T believe it. According to TMZ, the untalented Armenian princess wants a muzzle put on Jonathan Jaxson who is promoting a book that claims the wedding was staged. Although she says she barely remembers him, she does, uh, remember the confidentiality agreement they had. Kim, who was the star of a videotape that included a segment of her being peed on is claiming $200,000 for damaging her rep. MORE FROM TMZ

TEEN RAPED FIVE-YEAR-OLD GIRL AT MCDONALDS: COPS

 

TEENAGE RAPIST?

THIS is the twisted teen who cops say raped a five-year-old girl in McDonald's playland.
The 13-year-old youngster was turned in by his parents after cops launched a huge  campaign to find the teenage attacker.

DEADBEAT DAD WILLIAM SMALLWOOD LET TOT EAT POT

WHAT A TOOL

HE was clearly smoking something, because only a deadbeat stoner would let their tot eat pot. 
But that's exactly what Joshua Smallwood did, leaving marijuana around his filthy home, which his two-year-old son somehow found and ate. 
At least he sobered up long enough to realize that something was wrong with the toddler, who kept falling asleep and could not stay awake.  
So together with his parents William and Kimberly Smallwood, they rushed him to a children's hospital near their home in Goshen, OH. 

DIRTY JERRY SANDUSKY FACES 460 YEARS BEHIND BARS

PREDATOR

DIRTY Jerry Sandusky is facing 460 years behind bars if he's convicted of abusing and molesting young boys, some of whom were as young as 10-years-old.
The Penn State Defensive coordinator described as a "sexual predator" by attorney general Linda Kelly is charged with more than 40 offenses against eight young victims.
The most serious is deviate sexual intercourse against six of them, along with four counts of unlawful contact with a minor.

THREESOME GOES BAD: JORGE DANIEL SILVA GOES MAD

MAD MAN

YOU'D think he'd be delighted that he had two women willing to have a threesome with him. 

But Jorge Daniel Silva's kinky swinging session ended in chaos when  he allegedly punched, whipped and swung a TV at his wife, because he was: "jealous."

The 22-year-old told cops that her husband "freaked out" when the three of them started kissing and started hitting her. 

She then locked herself with the other woman in a bedroom, but mad Silva smashed through the door and continued to attack, the police report said.

According to the Naples News, the wife curled up to avoid getting hit, but Silva punched her and "swung the TV like a bat." 

Dropping on her, he then grabbed a second TV set and threw it at her, the report continued and when the other woman tried to break it up Silva began fisting her too.

RAYMOND HARRIS PROPOSED WITH VICTIM'S RING

SMASHED

WHETHER she'll marry him now is most certainly in doubt.
Because her douchebag fiance is accused or murdering a 73-year-old former nurse and then using it to propose to her.
Convicted killer Raymond Harris, 26, allegedly smashed Virginia Perillo in a brutal beating in her Chicago, IL home, who was found by a neighbor in her garage.
But the not so bright thief left his watch at the scene and cops later matched his DNA with evidence found in Perillo's car. 
According to NBC Chicago he stole her wedding and engagement rings and took them to a party later that night in order to propose to his girlfriend.

MOM IDS TRANSGENDER TEEN'S CHARRED CORPSE

THE MOM of a transgendered teen identified the charred remains of her body early today. According to the Wayne County Medical Examiner's Office Shelley Hilliard, 19, a transgender teen also known as Treasure, vanished in the early hours of Oct. 23 on Detroit's west side. Born Henry Hilliard, she had lived in Detroit the last seven years, her mom Lyniece Nelson said. The Medical Examiner's Office didn't identify her until cops sent a media advisory last week with her information, including the description of a cherry tattoo. So far, no cause of death has been listed. Her mom can't understand why anyone would kill Shelley. She said: She was loved by a lot people, a lot of friends, a lot of family. She just brought joy to everyone that she came in contact with. She was

TAYLOR VAN DIEST KILLER: 'MORE VIOLENCE' PROMISED

EERY

WEIRD LETTER

THE MURDEROUS ghoul who battered a gorgeous teen to death in a real life Halloween horror has promised "more violence" against women in a letter to cops. 
RCMP officers received the threat in an eery letter from the person claiming to responsible for the
murder of Taylor Van Diest in the small Canadian town of Armstrong BC. 
As we reported here the 18-year-old was dressed as a Zombie, when she went out to meet pals for a night of Halloween partying.

ROBYN GARDNER SUSPECT'S LAWYER CALLS IT QUITS

THE LAWYER for Gary 'Swingin' Gar'' Giordano has stepped aside, according to RadarOnline.com. Michael Lopez of LopezLaw in Aruba told the site he has stepped aside but believes the aged party boy will soon walk free. He said: "As stated previously by our law firm in Courts, there is no proof

MUGSHOT MANIA! DUKES OF HAZZARD'S UNCLE JESSE

WELL, there was going to be no shortage of reference humor with this one: Uncle Jesse from Dukes of Hazzard, Harvey Keitel as God... the list goes on.

MIKE MCQUEARY WITNESSED ABUSE: KEEPS JOB

WITNESS

DIRTY Jerry Sandusky's assistant coach who did nothing after witnessing his boss raping a 10-year-old boy will keep his job. 
Back in 2002 Mike McQueary, then a 28-year-old graduate assistant, said he saw Sandusky assaulting a boy in the showers at Penn State University's, Lasch Football Building.
But he claims that he told the recently retired head coach Joe Paterno, who in turn informed athletics director Tim Curley, but the incident was never reported to law or child-protection authorities.

MISSING SKY METALWALA STILL IN WASHINGTON: COPS

COPS IN Washington state believe missing toddler Sky Metalwala is still in the state and being kept hidden. But Sky's mom: headcase city. Julia Biryukova told cops Sunday she ran out of gas and left the two-year-old in her unlocked Acura. When she returned, he was gone. Yet there was no gas can at the scene. And there was gas in the tank and cops started the vehicle without problem.  But she is involved in a bitter custody dispute with the boy's father who had feared the boy may have spirited to her relatives outside the United States.
Maj. Mike Johnson of the Bellevue Police said: "We don't have any evidence to believe Sky is anywhere other than" the apartment he lived

MICHAEL SKOPEC CALLED COPS WITH IPHONE GRIPE

DUMB

MEET Michael Alan Skopec, who's clearly got less brain cells than numbers on his phone.
Because he thought it would be a good idea to dial 911 on numerous occasions to complain that his iPhone wasn't working.
The 48-year-old douche phoned five times to moan about his malfunctioning Apple product according to Kendall County Sheriff's.
With little choice, annoyed officers were eventually dispatched and yes you've guessed it they found a drunk Skopec still struggling with his 3G device.
A police source said: "This guy was clearly boozed up, but that's no excuse. He was completely wasting everyone's time, so we weren't too happy.
"Lets just say he was given a stern talking to about wasting police time. But we still don't know what the problem with his phone was."     
Cops charged him with obstructing or resisting a peace officer, a misdemeanor and he was released on his own recognizance.
He is next due in court on November 18.

L.I PHARMACY FIEND DAVID LAFFER JAILED FOR LIFE

LIFE

THE PILL popping junkie who executed four people on a Father's day pharmacy massacre has been sentenced to life in prison without parole.
Whacked out David Laffer was on a desperate mission for painkillers, blood pressure medicine, anti-nausea pills and muscle relaxants, so he and his wife Melinda Brady could get high.
Armed with a pistol the 33-year-old army vet walked in and lined up his victims, store workers Raymond Ferguson, 45, and Jennifer Mejia, 17,  and customers Bryon Sheffield, 71, and Jamie Taccetta, 33.
Then in cold blood he put a bullet into each of their heads, before jamming the pills in the backpack and running out to his waiting wife, Melinda Brady who acted as getaway driver.  
Laffer will now serve five consecutive life terms.