WANNABE JIHADI GETS 25 FOR SOUTH PARK THREATS

WHERE IT STARTED

HE couldn't take a joke. A 21-year-old man with far too little to worry about has been sentenced to 25 years in jail after posting online death threats against the creators of TV cartoon South Park.
Zachary Adam Chesser incited violent jihadists to attack the sometimes controversial show's writers for an episode depicting the Prophet Mohammed in a bear suit, court documents said.The humorless headcase posted messages online that included the writer's home addresses and urged fellow travelers to pay them a

OHIO COPS BUST SUSPECT IN DRUG EXECUTIONS

TRAGIC LOVERS

COPS IN Ohio have arrested the suspected triggerman in a cold-blooded executions of a young couple. Cops say James P. Leider, 20, has been charged with two counts of aggravated murder and could face the death penalty.

Betheny Mehall, 25, and her boyfriend, Cord Cox, 23, were found shot to death Sunday in a running car in an industrial park near Geneva, Ohio. Police sources told local reporters that drugs were the motivation for the crime and that

DID INTERNET "DR DEATH" DRIVE THEM TO SUICIDE?

DR DEATH

DRIVEN TO DEATH?

THE man dubbed "Dr Death" for scouring the Internet and encouraging suicidal people to kill themselves has denied that he had any impact on their deaths.
William Melchert-Dinkel, 48, has pleaded not guilty to two counts of aiding suicide in the deaths of an English man and a Canadian woman.
Prosecutors say the ex-nurse from Faribault, was obsessed with suicide and hanging and that he sought out potential victims on the Internet. 
Posing as a woman in chat room and e-mails he then played the role of a compassionate friend, offering step by step instructions on how they

WISC. SERIAL KILLER ELLIS GETS 7 LIFE SENTENCES

HE'S AS bad as they come. Meet Walter Ellis. The Badger State killing machine. Yesterday, Ellis pleaded no contest to killing seven women over a period of 21 years. He received seven life terms--no parole. From 1986 to 2007, he was on the rampage strangling women in the Milwaukee, Wisconsin area.

NATALIE'S MOM HOSTING CRIME REALITY SHOW

THE SHOCKING disappearance of Natalie Holloway in 2005 on the idyllic Caribbean island of Aruba has gripped Americans since the terrible news broke. Now, Lifetime Network has announced that it is developing a sequel to their 2009 telefilm called "Justice for Natalee Holloway." The movie stars Tracy Pollan as Beth Holloway. It takes place several years after the first movie as Beth tries to discover what happened to her daughter, who disappeared on a high school trip. On the fifth anniversary of her disappearance, her suspected killer, twisted Dutch playboy Joran van der Sloot (whose father was a judge on the island) is arrested for murder in Peru.
Holloway is also working on a 10-part reality series called "Vanished With Beth Holloway." In the show she interviews relatives of murder victims.

EVIL MOM TELLS DEATH PENALTY JURY: 'I'M READY TO DIE'

TWISTED TORTURE MOM Angela McAnulty told an Oregon death penalty jury deciding her fate she's at peace--whatever their decision. And they decided she should die.
 The mother from hell pleaded guilty to aggravated murder in the sickening death of her daughter, Jeanette Maples, 15. She faces execution or life in prison. The shocking slaying stunned even veteran detectives as the court heard witness after detail a catalog of horror.

FORMER MOVIE STAR RANDY QUAID: CANADIAN, EH

Canada's Problem

FILM nutter star Randy Quaid will be allowed to stay in Canada after border authorities dropped  inadmissibility proceedings against him. 
His wife Evi, whose father was born in Canada, was granted citizenship earlier this month and she can now sponsor the actor as an immigrant.   
The actor told a press conference: "When Evi and I came to Canada last October we could never have envisioned how things would unfold and how our lives would change.
"Today we're here to say thank you Canada. Thank you for your warm welcome. Thank you for giving us the opportunity to live in

W***ER EJACULATES INTO CO-WORKERS WATER

W***er

A MAN who secretly ejaculated into an  co-worker's water bottle and then left it for her to drink from has been told to expect jail. 
Michael Kevin Lallana's victim named only as Tiffany G left her water bottle on her desk one Friday last January. 
When she returned to Newport's Northwestern Mutual Financial Network office the following Monday, she took a swig and noticed a foul taste that seemed like semen, so she threw out the bottle.
A few months later she again tasted semen in her water but Orange Police told her they couldn't open an investigation on speculation of a crime. 
So she took the bottle to a laboratory to have it tested.

PIG DECAPITATED BECAUSE OF REDNECK BREAKUP

MEET Ashley Fowler, who was so pig sick that her friend got dumped by the redneck in this video that she decapitated his piglets:

Police haven't said anything about a motive, but this loser guy who is apparently one of the owners of the pigs is saying the woman was allegedly retaliating over a breakup.

PRIEST STALKING GRANNY BUSTED

Pest

A PRIEST stalking granny who "made monkey faces" at men of the cloth has been busted by Florida Cops. 
Dorothy Jones Scalise, 70,  has made life a misery for a number a number of clergymen over the years, but the current apple of her eye is 93-year-old Father Edward Konopka.
Father Konopka said Scalise  frequently gets tossed out of Catholic churches.
He said: "She would go to the organ and take over the organ, or she would sit in the second or fourth pew and make monkey faces.
He added: "She's getting ready for something to end this thing. She's been in every parish on University and kicked out of the parish. They carry her out like a sack of potatoes. Between us, she's out to do something, this is the end."
Konopka added that he would have to avoid Scalise, as he exited his apartment in the mornings. 

FORMER UFC CHAMP GETS 25 FOR RAPE

Ultimate Loser

FORMER UFC welterweight champion Jeremy Jackson has been sentenced to 25-years for repeatedly raping his ex-girlfriend during a botched robbery attempt.Jackson, who also starred in "The Ultimate Fighter 4" broke into her house and attempted to rob it.
But when she caught him, he held her down and raped her twice. 
Ventura county prosecutor Thomas Dunlevy said there was ample evidence to convict him of his crimes, including surveillance footage and a recorded call between Jackson and his ex-girlfriend in which the fighter admits to planning the attack.
According to the The Ventura County Star there also were also a series of text messages to the victim of an erratic and threatening nature.

During her testimony, the victim said Jackson had threatened, intimidated and raped her on June 28, 2008. She said Jackson put a gun to her head, which prosecutors say was a BB gun.

Arrested in June 2008 he was originally charged with seven felony

RAPIST TRIED TO HIRE HITMAN ON FACEBOOK

A RAPIST who tired to hire a hitman on Facebook to kill his petrified victim has been sent down.
Corey Christian Adams, 19, met his intoxicated victim at a party and offered to drive her home, when she blacked out. 
She woke to find Adams allegedly cutting her pants leg of with a knife and raping her, even though she told him “no.”
But when the brave girl reported the incident to police, and borough Detective Stan Billie instituted a series of taped telephone calls between Adams and the woman.

JURY WANTS DEATH FOR DELAWARE COP KILLER

SPICER AND DAUGHTER

DEATH

A JURY wants a Delaware cop killer to get the needle. The jury deliberated for two hours before recommending that Derrick Powell, 24, of Cumberland, Maryland take the journey on the gurney. Powell shot to death Patrolman Chad Spicer in his police cruiser in 2009. Powell and two other suspects were fleeing a drug heist gone awry. Cops say Powell shot at a drug dealer he was trying to rob outside a fast food restaurant. Defence said he shouldn't be executed because he is brain-damaged and the "victim of chronic child abuse."

WOMAN SCRAMBLES RIVAL AT MASS. DENNY'S

DON'T GET in the way of a girl and her Denny's Grand Slam. Things quickly unraveled at a Denny's in Chicopee, Massachusetts and these two women went at it. Not much more to say.

COMPLICATIONS FOR "KIDNEY SISTERS"

Sisters

THE Kidney sister convicts who were released from prison so one could give her kidney to the other have had a "complication" in their treatment.
The planned organ transplant cannot take place in until Gladys - who is giving up her kidney - quits smoking and she loses a combined 160lbs with her sister Jamie 
The pair had served 16 years of their life sentences for a robbery when they were released by Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour on the condition of their freedom that Gladys give a kidney to Jamie, who suffers from kidney failure.
Gladys had volunteered to do so.
Jamie Scott said Wednesday that a doctor said she has to lose