CONS JAIL VOW FOR LINDSAY LOHAN: "WELCOME TO HELL"

"WELCOME TO HELL"

FORMER actress Lindsay Lohan has been told that her prison time will be "Hell" if she eventually ends up behind bars.
It's thought that if she loses her appeal against her 120 day sentence for stealing a $2500 necklace from an exclusive LA jewelry store, she'll be sent to the Century Regional Detention Centre - the same place fellow celebutard Paris Hilton served time.
And lags in the Lynwood, CA prison have a special welcome for the Mean Girls star if she eventually arrives as an inmate.
"Welcome to Hell Lindsay," laughed one prison insider.
"Paris didn't have time to get settled in but if your here for 120 days we'll make you feel welcome. Don't you worry about that."
While no specific threats were made towards the Mean Girls star they
claimed that the prisoners are led by a large lag known as "Big Momma."
"Lets just say she's hoping Lindsay comes here," they added menacingly.
"She'll happily look out for her if she does."
A spokesman said that the safety of all prisoners was of great importance to the prison, but no one would receive special treatment behind bars.