GoodFellas star suing Simpson's for identity theft

Makin' that coffee to go

HOLLYWOOD -- No, really... we're not kidding. Character actor Frank Sivero -- best known as the mumbling mobster Carbone in GoodFellas [our favourite] is suing 20th Century Fox for $250 million. Why? you might ask? Sivero, 62, is claiming that minor Simpsons character Louie is based on him. Louie is a henchman to Springfield mob kingpin Fat Tony, So: "Louie's appearance and mannerisms are strongly evocative of character actor Frank Sivero", his lawsuit says. He's even calling it identity theft and claims he lived at one time next to several Simpson's writers.

Lawsuit: 'Sperm bank mix-up lead to black baby'

Jennifer Cramblett with her daughter Payton.

UNIONTOWN, OHIO -- You can be my baby it don't matter if your black or white....
However, an Ohio woman is suing a sperm bank alleging that they mistakenly gave her vials from an African American donor which is now making it difficult for you to raise your two-year-old daughter.
Jennifer Cramblett, said her daughter Payton, now two, will be stigmatized by the "intolerant," all white community of Uniontown, Ohio.
After searching through pages of comprehensive histories for their top three donors Cramblett, 36, and her partner Amanda Zinkon chose white donor, No 380., from the Midwest Sperm Bank.

Sex romps with dirty dentist caused hair growth

HOUSTON, TEXAS -- The former secretary for an allegedly twisted Texas dentist says the tooth of the matter is that if she didn't have sex with him he would ruin her. Not only that, Jamie O'Brien's lawsuit said that the dirty dentist, Dr. Jody D. Cremer [really] allegedly recorded the secret trysts while he did the fillings. These sex sessions caused her to grow what she called "unsightly body hair" when the testosterone gel he used to juice his "little erect penis" rubbed off on her.

WTF??? JORAN VAN DER SLOOT SUES VICTIM'S FATHER

NO SHAME

FAMILY SUED

DEADLY Dutchman Joran Van Der Sloot is rubbing salt in the already deep wounds by launching an astonishing $10 million lawsuit against his victim's father.
The shameless accused killer, who allgedly admitted to cops that he killed Peruvian student Stephany Flores in a Lima hotel room is claiming his human rights were violated when he was extradited from Peru to Chile, to face murder charges.
He reportedly confessed to killing the 21-year-old after he found her reading about the Natalee Holloway case on his laptop.

GOSSIP GIRL LEIGHTON MEESTER SUES MOM

GOSSIP

GOSSIP Girl star Leighton Meester is suing her mom, claiming that she stole cash that she'd sent to her sick brother, using it for own plastic surgery, hair extensions and Botox instead.
The 25-year-old who plays Blair Waldorf on the hit series claims she sent $7500 to her layabout mother Constance - who refuses to work - to help her younger brother, Lex, who suffers from severe medical issues.
But according to TMZ  Meester is alleging her mother stole money that the actress  took the money for cosmetic procedures and other personal expenses.
A pal of the star revealed: "She's furious that her mom could be so selfish, especially as she made it very clear that the money was for Lex.
"They've always had quite a strained relationship, but this has driven a huge wedge between the pair."