The new Don Corleone? Meet Frederick Sowell

Winner. 

Watch out Don Corleone.
It's safe to say that teenage carjacker Frederick Sowell did not think through his crime which he decided to carry it out in broad daylight - in a cemetery.
The 18-year-old genius leapt into the running car at the Mount St. Benedict Cemetery in Hartford, Conn. when Anne-Marie Rabbett got out to fetch water for flowers.
He failed to notice the 86-year-old passenger, who managed to jump from the car as he pulled away. She was relatively unscathed.

'STUPID WOMEN' IN BUCKET LIST BUST

DUMB & DUMBER

TWO 'STUPID WOMEN' have landed behind bars after they stole from a store because it was on their bucket list. 

Dumb duo Andrea Mobley, 36, and pal Jennifer Morrow, 38, decided that stealing from a retail store was definitely something they wanted to do before they died. 

So the longtime friends walked into Walmart in Ocala, FL, and pilfered a couple of bathing suits and some beef jerky. 

Mobley was also found wearing another bikini under her clothes. 

She told a judge: "We were two stupid women doing something we never did before. I'm ashamed of this whole situation." 

DRUG MULE GRAN, FIOR DALIZA GARCIA WHEELY STUPID

WHEELY STUPID

A DRUG smuggling granny's wheely bad plan was easily smoked out by eagle eyed custom's inspectors who spotted her suspicious wheelchair.
Fior Daliza Garcia rolled off a Jet Blue flight from the Dominican Republic with both heroin and cocaine concealed in her chair.
Customs and Border Protection inspectors said she appeared nervous when they questioned her and they also noted her wheelchair appeared to be freshly painted.
Escorted into a private room her cases came up clean, but then inspectors turned their attention to the wheelchair.  
In a complaint filed at Brooklyn Federal Court, Special Agent Edward Romero "During the subsequent search CBP officers lifted the wheelchair and noticed it was unusually heavy and flimsy."
According to the Daily News they then found the stash in the body of the wheelchair.
Garcia, a grandmother from Boston allegedly then confessed she was going to be paid $12,000 for smuggling the drugs.

UNDERWEAR BOMBER UMAR FAROUK TRIAL BEGINS.

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE

HE may have only blown up his pants, but the potentially explosive trial began this week for underwear bomber Umar Farouk has begun this week.
The terrible terrorist tried to blow up a Detroit bound Northwest Airlines flight which was carrying 279 passengers and 11 crew on Christmas Eve.
But the bungling bomber only succeeded in blowing up his briefs and when passengers and crew spotted the flames they leapt on the well educated Nigerian from an upper class family.
Patricia "Scotti" Keepman of Wisconsin said: "Smoke was everywhere and we thought we were losing our lives.

GUMBY TRIED TO ROB 7-ELEVEN: FAILED

CHECK out this idiot, who thought it would be a good idea to rob a 7-Eleven dressed as Gumby.

Walking up to the clerk the costume clad crook said: "This is a robbery."

MOM JULIETTE DUNN FED BABY COCAINE AND BOOZE

DUMB MOM

SOME people just shouldn't be parents and Juliette Dunn is definitely one, because for some reason she thought it was a good idea to feed her 10-month-old baby cocaine and beer.
According to the Conneticut Post, the 29-year-olds from, Success Village, was sitting with pal Lisa Jefferson on a playground when another mom flagged down cops and complained that she was feeding her child beer.
Officers spotted and empty 40-ounce Steele Reserve beer on the ground next to her four-year-old son and a baby bottle that stank of booze.
According to their report witnesses told them that Jefferson told the youngster to chug the beer - and then called him an alcoholic when he finished.

KNOB THE BUILDER: MAN STEALS DIGGER FOR JOYRIDE

DRUNK?? REALLY?

ARTISTS IMPRESSION

IF your going to go for a joyride stealing a huge digger probably isn't the best idea if you want to get away from the cops.
But it's unclear whether Adam Bergenty was really thinking about escaping or what really was on the drunken 22-year-old's mind. After stealing the backhoe he knocked down three mail boxes, two street lights and an above ground utility box, cops said.
Needless to say he failed a field sobriety test and refused to take a breathalyzer, so he's been charged with driving