DUMB SLOANE BRILES: 'I WAS TRYING TO KILL MY SON'

"SCREWING AROUND"

REMEMBER this idiot dad who tried to throw his seven-year-old son off a sightseeing boat because he was crying, which we reported here.
Well instead of being embarrassed or a least a little humbled by the experience, he has insisted that he didn't do anything wrong - in fact he's joking about the whole thing.
The 35-year-old told KTLA: "Yeah I was trying to kill my son. No of course I was not trying to kill my son. We were playing in the shallows.
"We were just screwing around, just horse playing. We jumped in together and thought it would be funny."
But his claims fly in the face of at least 80 fellow passengers who said that Briles was drunkenly arguing with the boy, hitting him, before tossing him over the side.

OBAMA'S UNCLE ON DUI: 'I'LL CALL THE WHITE HOUSE'

UNCLE

PRESIDENT

PRESIDENT Obama's uncle stunned officers busting him for drunk driving by asking to call the White House after they hauled him in.
Onyango Obama was picked up in Framingham, MA, after cops say he made a rolling stop nearly causing a cruiser to strike his SUV.
But when the officers asked him if he wanted to make a phone call he told them: "I think I will call the White House."