DOUCHEBAGS TAREQ & MICHELLE SALAHI TO DIVORCE

FAME HUNGRY IDIOTS

ARE there any more desperate, fame hungry douchebags in the United States?
After claiming earlier this week that his wife had been kidnapped White House party-crasher Tareq Salahi has now announced that he is going to divorce his wife Michaele.
Turns out she had just run off Neal Schon, the guitarist from rock band Journey - no doubt hoping that he will propel her from celeb Z-list to maybe Y.
In court papers, Tareq Salahi accused his wife of flaunting her affair to the world adding there was no hope or possibility of reconciliation.

OBAMA'S UNCLE ON DUI: 'I'LL CALL THE WHITE HOUSE'

UNCLE

PRESIDENT

PRESIDENT Obama's uncle stunned officers busting him for drunk driving by asking to call the White House after they hauled him in.
Onyango Obama was picked up in Framingham, MA, after cops say he made a rolling stop nearly causing a cruiser to strike his SUV.
But when the officers asked him if he wanted to make a phone call he told them: "I think I will call the White House."

OBAMA DEATH PLOTTER ULUGBEK KODORIOV CHARGED

NUTJOB

A CRAZY plotter, who made multiple threats to kill President Obama, buying a machine gun and a explosive material to help with his dastardly scheme has been indicted by a federal grand jury. 
Uzbek national, Ulugbek Kodoriov, a strict Muslim, allegedly contacted an FBI source asking about ways to bump off the Commander in Chief. 
The 21-year-old who previously supported Islamic extremists is accused of inquiring about sniper rifles, saying he didn't care if he lost his life during the assassination attempt.