DRIVER ALLISON GIUVA TEXTED PAL: 'AH SO DRUNK'

Party girl/pisstank Allison Giuva decided she'd let the world know via text she was getting behind the wheel totally sloshed. The 20-year-old Norton, Mass. woman texted a friend to let her know she was like, TOTALLY hammered, early Saturday morning.
She wrote: "Ah so drunk gonna go home to sleep by myself because I love and only want to stay with you." Minutes later she smashed into another car and injured two people inside. Young Allison She has pleaded not guilty to charges of driving under the influence and driving to endanger. Britney Shea noticed the underage booze driving on the wrong side of the road when the

BIBLE CAMP TEACH HEATHER DAUGHDRILL TOUCHED BOY

BIBLE CAMP

THOU Shalt not touch young boys.
A perverted youg Bible camp teacher sexually abused and sent saucy text messages to a 13-year-old boy she met a Christian study group.
Heather N. Daughdrill, 28, became infatuated with the youngster when she was teaching him about the good book and cops say she had "innappropriate sexual contact" with him between June and October this year.
Officers claimed she would pick him up from school without his parents knowledge and take him off for the saucy sex sessions.
Detectives also discovered as series of explicit text messages between the pair, according to The Town Talk.
A police source revealed: "There were a few shocked faces when we realized just what had been going on between the pair."

CRAZY EX TONI JO SILVEY CALLED, TEXTED, SMASHED

CRAZY TONI

HELL hath no fury like a woman scorned, but Toni Jo Silvey took that to a whole new level against her ex-boyfriend, cops say.
The 49-year-old Houston woman, repeatedly vandalized Peter Main's property, called him over 1000 times, including 146 on a single day, and sent him more than 700 e-mails in a recent three month period according to court documents.
He told investigators she smashed windows on multiple occasions at his home – sometimes with a tire iron, and at least one time with a 5-foot sword, according to KHOU.
On another occasion, the 62-year-old leather technician claimed that Silvey rammed her SUV into his car, causing his car to hit his garage and the siding of his home causing more than $1700 worth of damage.

ANAMICKA DAVE POSTS CRAIGSLIST AD SEEKING POT

STONER

YOU'D think she must have been high, such was the stupidity of the ad she posted on Craigslist, but Anamicka Dave was actually looking to buy some weed.
"New in town" her posting in the Casual Encounters section read, "looking for Mary Jane."
Cops were so stunned by her idiocy that they actually made sure, it hadn't been posted by an undercover officer.     
Roswell Police Sgt. Ty Sharpe told KOB: "I was really surprised that someone would actually put on there they were looking for weed — an actually illegal product — to the fact that I called my boss to make sure it wasn't one of our guys trying to do a reverse sting."

'WILD HOT' SUSAN HAMMOND SEXTED SON'S PAL

WILD HOT

PORN

A 'WILD' soccer mom is accused of sexting her son's 14-year-old pal and showing them a porn film and plying them with booze. 
Susan Hammond, 47, who describes herself as a 'wild hot soccer mom' on her Facebook profile sent the explicit messages describing a sex act she'd like to perform on one of them. 
Cops now believe that other illegal activity may now have taken place between them. 
She is also alleged to have shown them the X-rated film called 'The Wedding' starring British porn star Poppy Morgan. 

GEORGINA BLOOMBERG'S CRAZY STALKER JAILED

STALKED

STALKER

A WHACKO stalker who bombarded the daughter of New York mayor, Michael Bloomberg with a series of crazy text messages, e-mails and Facebook posts has been jailed for harassing her.
Salvatore Di Bartolo, 48, sent a series of missives of Georgina Bloomberg declaring his undying love for the 28-year-old equestrian professional and novelist.
The pizzeria worker, posted a message on the Mayor's Facebook page saying: "Happy passover mike. How is Giorgina doing?"

According to his arrest report he had become obsessed with marrying her, even though she claimed she had never met or heard him.

COUNSELOR ALLISON HARGRAVE RAPED TEEN GIRL

RAPIST

A PERVERTED female school counselor who 'picked the most vulnerable' girl in her school to rape has been sentenced to 30-years behind bars.
Dr Allison Hargrave targetted her 14-year-victim after she went to her for help with depression and suicidal feelings at Ascension Episcopal School in Lafayette, GA.
U.S. Attorney Stephanie Finley said that by that fall of 2009 she began sending the victim text messages and emails "graphically discussing engaging in sexual activities with the minor and making plans to meet the minor to engage in the sexual activities."
Then during the fall of 2009, Hargrave "raped the minor female in a medical office in Lafayette,"  continuing to sexually exploit the victim