SQUIRREL NUT ANNICK RICHARDSON FACING JAIL

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SHE'S NUTS - and now she's facing jail for them.
Because Annick Richardson could now be put behind bars for up to 60 days for feeding squirrels on her neighbors property.
She claims her only crime is caring too much, but she admitted her love of fattening up her furry friends was "excessive" telling WDTN that she was, "trying to refrain myself."
But to neighbors she's a menace and her nut loving friends are little more than pests who ruin gardens, clogging air conditioners with peanuts and even chewing through car wiring.

CHRISTIAN FALERO'S NAKED STABBING SPREE, 2 DEAD

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A NAKED nut has gone on a New York stabbing spree, which has seen two people killed and a further four injured, cops say.
Crazy Christian Falero, 23, allegedly stripped down and knocked on several doors in his Manhattan apartment building, hacking slashing anyone who answered.
Pensioners Ignacio Reyes-Collazo, 81 and Yigao Chen, 66,  both died during the rampage while a further  while three women, ages 60 to 85, were stabbed and a 22-year-old home attendant was punched, police said.
Survivors said he was terrified by the earthquakes.
Edwin Rivera , whose mom Isabel survived eight stab wounds told the NY Daily News:  "He was screaming: 'It's the end of the world!' He was under the influence of the earthquake. That's why he did what he did."

JOSINAR ARAUJO BLASTS TESTICLES SHOWING OFF GUN

HE'LL think again before he decides to show off his weapon to his girlfriend - in fact he might just decide guns are a bad idea full stop. Josinar Araujo was apparently showing off his gun to his girlfriend, when it went off and blasted him right where it hurts - in the testicles.
Bridgeport, CT cops arrived on the scene and found the 24-year-old literally writhing him agony. A police insider revealed: "Of course there were a few giggles at the station and a few winces too. It must have been extremely painful.