BALLS: VIRGINIA TICE CHARGED WITH OBSCENITY

BALLS

OKAY, so they're not in the best possible taste admittedly.
But in a fantastic waste of time and money Virginia Tice is heading to court for a jury trial over a ticket she was given for displaying big, plastic testicles on the back of her pickup truck.
The 65-year-old was reportedly fined a whopping $445, for the offending pair, after pulling into a convenience store near her home in Bonneau, SC.
Officers said that they violated the state's obscene bumper sticker law - even thought they're clearly not a sticker.  
Police Chief Franco Fuda asked for a jury trial, saying questions of obscenity should be determined by community standards.

JOSINAR ARAUJO BLASTS TESTICLES SHOWING OFF GUN

HE'LL think again before he decides to show off his weapon to his girlfriend - in fact he might just decide guns are a bad idea full stop. Josinar Araujo was apparently showing off his gun to his girlfriend, when it went off and blasted him right where it hurts - in the testicles.
Bridgeport, CT cops arrived on the scene and found the 24-year-old literally writhing him agony. A police insider revealed: "Of course there were a few giggles at the station and a few winces too. It must have been extremely painful.