COPS: NO FOUL PLAY IN MICH. MOM'S DISAPPEARANCE

Missing mom

UPDATE: COPS believe missing Michigan mom Amy Henslee is alive but are worried for her safety. MORE FROM THE KALAMAZOO GAZETTE
 THE CLOCK IS ticking and fears are rising for a missing Michigan mom who vanished Monday may be in grave danger.
James Henslee last saw his wife Amy when he kissed her goodbye before heading to work. Their two young boys had already left for school. According to James, when he called Amy during his 10 a.m. break, she didn't answer. He kept calling. With his car in the shop, Amy was stranded at their home in rural Hartford Township, west of Kalamazoo. But when he got home, the door was locked.

 Now he's begging for her return: "Time's going by and you're just worried that you're not going to find her and that's what kills you the

HMMM. WHAT FLAVOR IS THAT NEW YOGURT?

Not exactly as shown

IT HAD A SIMILAR TASTE...AND CONSISTENCY. A woman in Albuquerque, New Mexico claims that a store sampling of yogurt may actually have been... a bodily fluid, cops say.
Cops say the incident happened at the Sunflower Market  Tuesday night. A woman told them that employee Anthony Garcia, 31, asked her if she would sample a new yogurt at the store. When she tried it, she told police that the so-called yogurt tasted just like a certain pearl-colored bodily fluid.
He was arrested on an unrelated felony and cops are still investigating.

COPS CLOSING IN ON '99 SLAY OF FED LAWYER

MURDERED

DC COPS say they have ID'd two suspects in the bizarre disappearance of a high-flying government lawyer in 1999. Detectives believe Joyce Chiang was snatched from her home in posh Dupont Circle in the capital with the intention of robbing her.
Recently, investigators say Chiang was taken to Anacostia River where she likely died trying to escape her killers.

According to FOX DC:  "Joyce Chiang was last seen walking on Connecticut Avenue the night of January 9th, 1999. She was on her way to a Dupont Circle Starbucks where she planned to get a cup of tea. From there, Chiang told friends she would walk the five blocks to her home on Church Street.
But on that bitterly cold night Chiang disappeared. For days it was a

PHIL SPECTOR DOC LOOKS AT HIS WEIRD WORLD

PHIL SPECTOR was one of the most illustrious music producers in history. His vaunted 'Wall of Sound' defined the radio airwaves of the early 1960s with girl groups like the Ronettes, Neil Diamond and others. But Phil was always a wacko (Just ask Ronnie Spector.) Two years ago he was convicted of killing starlet Lana Clarkson. A new documentary, The Agony and Ecstasy of Phil Spector opens this week.

FOR LOOPY POL DENNIS KUCINICH LIFE'S THE PITS

OINK. OINK.

ODDBALL Ohio congressman Dennis Kucinich is suing the House of Representatives cafeteria because he bit down on an olive pit in a sandwich, which caused severe dental damage.
Sure to infuriate those who are feeling the economic pinch the Cleveland Democrat Rep, 64, is seeking $150,000 in damages from the companies that operate the Longworth House Office Building's restaurant.
Mr Kucinich who earns $174,000 a year said he bought the sandwich wrap "on or about April 17, 2008" and eating the snack caused 'permanent dental and oral injuries requiring multiple surgical and dental procedures.

His lawsuit claims:"'Said sandwich wrap was unwholesome and unfit for human consumption in that it was presented to contain pitted olives. "Yet unknown to plaintiff contained an unpitted olive or

NEVADA COUNCILLOR KILLS HUBBY, THEN SELF

Tragic

CITY councilwoman Donna Fairchild killed her husband, called the cops and then turned the gun on herself, police say.
The 52-year-old was under pressure on Nevada's Mesquite council and faced removal as the town's delegate to a regional business organization at a council meeting scheduled for the night of her death.
The night before the killings, she requested a meeting with the mayor and City Council to turn in her resignation.
The meeting was scheduled for Tuesday afternoon, just hours before the City Council meeting that could decide her political future
But rather than face the humiliation, Fairchild who was born in Munich, Germany, and lived in Izmir, Turkey, Delaware and Denver, where she was an emergency medical technician-paramedic, planned her suicide and the murder of her husband Bill, 62. 

EVIL DAD ADMITS KILLING DAUGHTER, BABYSITTER

Evil

EVIL father Darrell Evans admitted to slaying his daughter and her babysitter after telling the girl's mother over the phone what he was about to do.
Nine-year-old Ayanna was found by cops with several gunshots to the chests, while her babysitter Lorna Williams, 42, had been blasted in the head. Evans called the girls mother Joan Whitfield last January and told her what he was about to do.
Worried, she called the cops, but as they approached he emerged from the house, surrendered and told them he had shot everyone.
They found Ayanna dying in her bed and the handgun by the door.
The killings stunned New York's leafy Mount Vernon suburb, home to the city's Mayor, who lived a few doors away.
Evans had been charged with first-degree murder which would have meant life without parole, if he'd been convicted at trial.
Instead he pleaded guilty to two counts of murder in exchange for a sentence of 40 years to life in prison.

TWISTED RAPIST USED FACEBOOK TO MEET VICITMS

Sick

A TWISTED New York rapist cops described as a "sexual predator" used Facebook to meet his victims before attacking them.

Sinister David Bradt raped four underage girls he met on the social networking site, which he used to lure hundreds of girls into sexual encounters with him

The 24-year-old who now faces 12 years behind bar connected with girls through a type of pyramid scheme. 

Colonie Police Lt. Robert Winn said: "He was using Facebook as a means to meet underage girls. He started off by gaining one friendship with a girl. 

"Then he had access to her friend page and requested to be friends with all friends, using her as a reference point."

JAPANESE KILLER'S DO-IT-YOURSELF PLASTIC SURGERY

 A JAPANESE killer who murdered his British English teacher says he performed plastic surgery on himself. A new book outlines how  Tatsya Ichihashi evaded capture for two years. He admits to killing Lindsay Ann Hawker, 22, in 2007 but claims it was an accident.

DAD FATHERED 4 WITH DAUGHTER; MOM STOOD BY

Mom

SICK. SICK. SICK. No name. But twisssssssssted. A 49-year-old Harrisonville, Missouri (where else?) mother was convicted and sentenced to seven years in prison for child endangerment and hindering prosecution. Why, oh why you ask? Well, it seems her husband fathered FOUR children with one of their daughters.  

"What is so frustrating to the court is there is no amount of time in prison that can give this young lady her childhood back," the judge  said. "Your child suffered an unthinkable abuse, and you allowed that to happen. You will have to live with that for the rest of your life."

CYBER CASANOVA'S IGNITES WAR BETWEEN COUSINS

Likes drinkin'

A CYBER CASANOVA triggered a vicious blood feud between two New York cousins that left one in the hospital with serious injuries. The battleground? Facebook, natch.
Cops say Giselle Penagos, 21, was run down in a minivan driven by her cousin Melanie Spanopoulos leaving her lying in the middle of the road severely injured.

"If it wasn't for the good Samaritan, she could very easily have been hit by another car," Nassau County Detective Sgt. Robert Galgano told the New York Post.

The one-time kissing cousins had been on their way home after watching the New York Jets last Sunday. That's when one found out the other was in touch with a potential playmate on Facebook. Then all hell broke loose.

LUSTY LOUISVILLE LASS WON'T BE DENIED

Sex kitten

SOMETIMES, GIRLS just wanna have fun. At least that's the lovely Connie Robinson's excuse. The tempestuous temptress was apparently feeling amorous when things came off the rails. Now, the 46-year-old vixen is facing assault charges. Louisville cops say Connie became irate when a paramour refused to have sex with her--so she stabbed him with a steak knife. He suffered non life threatening injuries. Connie Robinson: a sex kitten who knows what she wants.

GEORGIA TAKES VENGEANCE ON SEX SLAYER

Tragic victim

Ride to oblivion

EMMANUEL FITZGERALD HAMMOND got what he deserved. On Tuesday night, Georgia took vengeance on the heartless killer and sent him on a journey to the abyss.
Hammond, 49, was executed by lethal injection last night at 7 p.m. for the sick 1988 sex slaying daycare teacher Julie Love, 27.
The pretty brunette was abducted from North Atlanta after her car ran out of gas. The maniacal Hammond then beat and raped the terrified woman before dragging her into a woods and shot her to death. Heartlessly, he dumped her body in a trash pile and it took a year

FAMILY TRAGEDY IN INDIANA - WAS IT REVENGE?

Tragedy

A TRAGIC mom who shot her three children and set the family home on fire may have done it for revenge.
Online postings from Amanda Bennett, 30, who turned the gun on herself after shooting 14-year-old Jasmine Abbott,  Katelynn, nine and four-year-old Ryan reveal she may have been upset at a divorce from her husband.
"You got what you wanted, no wife and no kids," she'd purportedly typed in one.
Jasmine, the teenager, had made references to marital problems between her parents and a possible divorce on a social networking site.
Their bodies, all with gunshot wounds to the head, were discovered on Friday when police in Austin, Indiana went to conduct a welfare check.

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON - BOTH GET DEATH PENALTY

Like father, like son.

GUN loving father and son duo Bruce and Joshua Tunbridge have both been sentenced to death for planting a bomb that killed two police officers.
Two-years ago the twist pair who exulted in the Oklahoma City bombing and viewed Timothy McVeigh as a hero planted a homemade bomb at the West Coast Bank in Woodburn, Ore, in an attempt to rob it.
But it exploded, killing William Hakim, a police bomb technician who was trying to dismantle it, as well as Woodburn police Capt. Tom Tennant.
The town's police chief, Scott Russell, also lost a leg in the explosion.
 "Tom did not deserve to die in the manner in which he did," said Tennant's widow, Mary.
"Nobody deserves to die that way."