MAD ERIC BARNEY JR BRUTALIZED EX FOR MONTHS

MAD ERIC

A JILTED boyfriend repeatedly assaulted his girlfriend after kidnapping her and holding her hostage in her own home for two months. Mad Eric Bernard Barney Jr had dated the woman for just five months, when he viciously tried to kill her by strangling her and smothering her with a pillow. 
But although cops got an arrest warrant they couldn't find the crazy 31-year-old and just four days after the vicious attack, the woman faced a horror movie scenario. 
Two days later, while she was sleeping Barney let himself in with a key she didn't know he had, telling her he wanted to talk with her and apologize.
But the woman said when she told Barney he couldn't stay in her house, he replied: "I can do whatever I want, and I'm not leaving you, ever."

MUGSHOT MANIA! DUDE IS DEFINITELY NOT WINNING

HE IS not a WWE refugee. No, Mr. Buddy is one of those folks who just seems to go through life getting pounded. Life is hard.

QUICK SGT MICHAEL MILLER JAMS GUN WITH FINGER

THE PISTOL

QUICK THINKER

A QUICK thinking cop stopped a crazy crook from blasting him in the gut by jamming his finger under the hammer of the violent felon's gun.
NYPD Sgt Michael Miller had pulled over a livery cab after he noticed it speeding through Manhattan with Officer William Reddin.
But as they approached the car, Miller, a 13-year veteran noticed one of the passengers, Eugene Graves, making suspicious movements near his waistband.

JAMES 'WHITEY' BULGER CAUGHT BECAUSE OF STRAY CAT

$2 MILLION

WHITEY NOW

A FORMER Miss Iceland and B Movie actress has reportedly claimed the $2million reward for turning in the fugitive Boston mobster James Whitey Bulger, after she bonded with his girlfriend over a stray cat.
Veteran actress Anna Bjornsdottir, 57, allegedly got to know Catherine Greig, over the animal which lived near Whitey's Santa Monica apartment, while she stayed at a hotel across the street.
But after she returned home to Reykjavik, she saw a TV report on the one time leader of The Winter Hill Gang and realized that the woman she knew as Carol Gasko, was one in the same. 
Now the Boston Globe is reporting that the FBI has paid her $2 million in reward money for the tip off, which led to the arrest of the one time leader of the city's notorious Winter Hill Gang.

DUMB CROOKS 2. THIEF POSTS PIC ON VICTIM'S FB

DUMB

LIKE. Cops are giving a thumbs up to this gold toothed douche, who allegedly posted his picture on his victim's Facebook page.
The young mom was picking up her son from the McDonough, GA daycare last month when the sneak thief moved in and took her, purse which contained her credit cards, checkbook and phone.
She told cops that she'd noticed a guy with "distinctive gold teeth and braids" in a black Toyota Rav 4 nearby, but had left her car unlocked as she only expected to be a few seconds. 
That was all it took for him to strike. 
Then a  a few days later a friend contacted her to let her know that a "strange man's picture" had appeared on her Facebook wall.

DUMB CROOKS 1. THIEVES CALL 911 ON THE JOB

SHAME FACED

CALL it bad luck or should that be call in bad luck.
Either way Nikia Goode, Vernon Bundy or Johnny Taylor must have been stunned when the cops turned up, just moments after they sat there plotting to steal scrap metal.
What they couldn't have known is that one of them had led officers right to them by accidentally dialing 911, when they sat on their phone. 

HOLLY BOBO: RETRACING STEPS BEFORE KIDNAPPING

THURSDAY marks the six month anniversary of Tennessee nursing student Holly Bobo's disappearance. Wednesday is her 21st birthday. Now, the Jackson Sun is reconstructing the day the pretty blonde vanished.
According to the Jackson Sun: Before dawn on April 13, Holly Bobo dressed for nursing school, ate breakfast and studied for a test. By 8 a.m. she had been abducted from her home in Darden and has not been seen since. At 8:05 a.m., the first of several sheriff's deputies and other law enforcement pulled into the Bobos' driveway, 10 minutes from the time

FLORIDA'S POOPING PERP KEN SARSONY PINCHED

WHAT A SHIT! Cops in Florida have busted a man they suspected has been pooing on the steps of the Ft. King Middle School in Ocala. Cops say the suspected serial defecator Kenneth Martin Sarsony has dropped at least five loads on the school steps in the year. Sarsony told police after he was nabbed that he pooped in front of the classroom because he was in "bad spirits" and "needed help". No kidding. But

ROBYN GARDNER CASE: CADAVER DOGS STRIKE OUT

THE SEARCH for missing party girl Robyn Gardner has ended in disappointment. A team of cadaver dogs searching for the pretty blonde on the island of Aruba came up empty. Gardner, 35, disappeared August 2 on a clandestine trip with Gary Giordano, who she met on a swinger's website. He had taken out a $1.5 million insurance police on

MUGSHOT MANIA! LOOK AT THIS CROOK'S HEAD!

UMM. YEAH. Well...hmmm. Okay, so words fail us here (it seldom happens but a cracking mugshot can do the trick.) There's almost too much to work with here. We'll leave it at that.

WHAT A STEAL! 50 FOOT STEEL BRIDGE STOLEN

WHAT A STEAL - BRIDGE

THEY could hardly have snuck it up their sweaters or casually slipped it into their pockets, but somehow thieves have managed to steal a 50ft steel bridge.
Quite how they managed to spirit away the structure in the North Beaver Township, in Western PA, is unclear but cops think they may have used a blowtorch to cut it into pieces.
Cops say they believe the corrugated steel bridge was worth about $100,000 and that the thieves intend to sell it for scrap metal.   
A state police insider revealed: "Although it was in quite a remote area, it's pretty impressive that they managed not only to get it down, but also transfer it without anyone noticing. We will find the guys who did this though. Mark my words."

CASEY ANTHONY TO PLEAD THE FIFTH IN NANNY TRIAL

LIAR?

ZANNY THE NANNY

CASEY Anthony is expected to plead the fifth in the defamation trial of brought against her by the woman who shares a name with the fictional nanny she invented during the investigation into her daughter's death. 
Back when cops were frantically hunting for two-year-old Caylee, Anthony claimed a babysitter called Zenaida Fernandez-Gonzalez was responsible for her disappearance. 

CROOK CHRISTOPHER PERETTI II PRAYED WITH VICTIM

CHRISTIAN CROOK

A CHRISTIAN crook allegedly broke into a disabled woman's home, pinched money from her purse and then knelt down to pray with her.
Christopher Perretti II forced his way into the woman's New Castle, PA, home and demanded cash.
She gave him $5, but he pushed past her to take $20 from her purse
The town's Police Chief Thomas Sansone told WYTV: "At one point after that, the defendant kneels down somewhere in the house near her, and I don't know if he was praying with her or not, but he did stop and kneel down, and then he left the scene."

BABYSITTER AMANDA OWENS, 18, STOLE FOR PORN

BURGLING BABYSITTER

A TEENAGE girl perv has been accused of breaking into her neighbor's home where she babysat and stealing things to pay for porn. 
Spotty Amanda Owens, 18, had previously been paid by Darin Pake to look after his kids and he'd always assumed she was a nice a girl. 
But then, over a a two-day period he noticed several items were missing from his home in St Paul, MN, including a camera, his briefcase and a jar of money. 
So in an attempt to stop anything else from disappearing he set up a video camera to try and find the culprit, but when he viewed the footage he was in for shock. 
Sneaking through his doggy door was the teen, who he'd trusted to look after his kids.

FAKE COP TYREE APPLEBERRY PULLED OVER REAL COP

DUMBASS

TALK about bad luck, or more likely a case of extreme stupidity, but cops are claiming that Tyree Appleberry pretended to be a cop only to pull over a real police officer. 
According to the Albuquerque police the 42-year-old turned on his strobe lights on his white Chevy Tahoe in an attempt to stop a driver who turned out to be an undercover cop. 
He denied the charge in an interview with KOB-TV claming that he was picking up his pal from her security job, when a car pulled up, so they stopped to asked questions.