MUGSHOT MANIA: HE'S GOT THE WORLD ON A STRING

Well, welcome back! Mensa just called and wants its Vice President for Intellectual Affairs back. After Harvard our young Einstein devoted himself to community and curing cancer.

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! CHESS CLUB PREZ...

OH, he had so much promise. Chess club. Debating Society. Prom queen. Offers from Harvard and Yale. Now look at him. Things could have turned out much differently...

SUMMER MUGSHOT MADNESS! HARVARD PROF NABBED

OK, just kidding. We didn't really think you'd believe the gentleman in the mugshot was one of America's so-called best and brightest. What did he do? We have no idea but it's pretty clear, he's knocking the hell out of the baseball that is life.