VIRGINIA VALDEZ TRIED TO LOP OFF HUBBY'S COCK

SCISSORS

BOBBIT

THEY say the first cut is the deepest but for Virginia Valdez' husband it was also the most painful - as she tried to cut off his penis with a pair of scissors. 
It's unclear how successful the 69-year-old was with her eye-watering attack, but it's believed that she didn't do a Bobbit and completely sever her husbands member.