VIRGINIA VALDEZ TRIED TO LOP OFF HUBBY'S COCK

SCISSORS

BOBBIT

THEY say the first cut is the deepest but for Virginia Valdez' husband it was also the most painful - as she tried to cut off his penis with a pair of scissors. 
It's unclear how successful the 69-year-old was with her eye-watering attack, but it's believed that she didn't do a Bobbit and completely sever her husbands member. 

AARON LACONSELLO ADMITS TODDLER SCISSOR MURDER

AN idiot teen admitted to viciously stabbing a four-year-old to death with a pair of scissors but couldn't explain why he carried out the deadly attack.
Aaron Laconsello, now 19, hacked and slashed helpless youngster, Dakota Lane 36 times before turning the blade on his mom Stephanie, who was desperately trying to defend her son despite being eight months pregnant.
But when he was asked why he carried out the awful attack all he could say was: "I don't know." Dakota's mother, Stephanie Lane, read a statement to