Bus driver 'caught whacking off by student'

He should have been coming and going NOT cumming and going!
A bus driver who was caught beating off behind the wheel as he took a 14-year-old boy to school has been jailed.
Robert Bertart, 60, was allegedly caught in the act when the lone teen looked at a large mirror aimed at the driver's lap and saw his exposed genitals, according to WABC.
"The student is very credible, old enough to understand what was going on," Rampopo Police Lt. Mark Emma told the station.
Bertart has not been fired by the Vel Coach Company and charged with public lewdness and endangering the welfare of a child.  

PORN QUEEN VALERIE DODDS 'STRIPPED FOR REVENGE'

"ALL THINGS IN CHRIST"

A TEEN porn queen who stripped and masturbated on her old Catholic high school's football field, told cops she "did it for revenge."
Valerie Dodds, 19, claims teachers and pupils mocked her ambition of going into the adult entertainment industry.
So last week she went back to the uber conservative Pius X school in Lincoln, Nebraska to perform her raunchy show.
Dodd's, who performs under the name "Val Midwest"
was filmed dangling her body in front of the school's motto "Restore All Things in Christ" and masturbating on the football field during the late night shoot on May 13.
She told KETV that she had started a nude photo business a few months ago, but some of the kids had criticised it, labelling her "a slut."

AIR 'WHACK OFF' MAN MASTURBATED ON PLANE

"OBSCENE"

WE'RE not sure if this counts as joining the mile high club.
But Kyle Pearce has been busted for whacking off "to the point of ejaculation" on plane.  
The 25-year-old was reportedly charged with making an "obscene and indecent exposure of his person" on the United Airlines flight from Denver to Spokane apparently without making any attempt to cover up at all.
An 18-year-old woman who was unluckily seated in the row across from him was unlucky enough to have a full view of the disgusting incident. 
She said in written statement: "I heard a noise and looked over and saw his penis. He ejaculated & got some on the seat."
Two passengers sitting directly behind him also saw him.
Grayson Miller, 18,  told The Smoking Gun: "In disbelief, I looked and saw his penis and he was. I hit him with my book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom."
Pearce faces a maximum of 90 days in prison or a year of supervised release if convicted. He can also be fined up to $5,000.