RECLINED SEAT BRAWL FORCED FIGHTER JET SCRAMBLE

A CRAZY brawl between passengers over a reclined seat, forced two F-16 fighter planes to scramble to help a United Airlines flight into a dramatic emergency landing. 
The Boeing 767 bound for Accra in Gahan had 144 people on board when a fight broke out, forcing the pilot to dump fuel to lessen its weight in order to land. 
A federal aviation official confirmed that fighter jets, which cost $50,000 an hour to scramble were sent up from Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland.
The Washington Post reports that the brouhaha began shortly after takeoff when one passenger lowered his seat and the person behind him objected.

AIR 'WHACK OFF' MAN MASTURBATED ON PLANE

"OBSCENE"

WE'RE not sure if this counts as joining the mile high club.
But Kyle Pearce has been busted for whacking off "to the point of ejaculation" on plane.  
The 25-year-old was reportedly charged with making an "obscene and indecent exposure of his person" on the United Airlines flight from Denver to Spokane apparently without making any attempt to cover up at all.
An 18-year-old woman who was unluckily seated in the row across from him was unlucky enough to have a full view of the disgusting incident. 
She said in written statement: "I heard a noise and looked over and saw his penis. He ejaculated & got some on the seat."
Two passengers sitting directly behind him also saw him.
Grayson Miller, 18,  told The Smoking Gun: "In disbelief, I looked and saw his penis and he was. I hit him with my book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom."
Pearce faces a maximum of 90 days in prison or a year of supervised release if convicted. He can also be fined up to $5,000.