FROSTY THE SNOWMAN ARRESTED FOR BRAWLING

WALSH

FROSTY

HE DEFINITELY wasn't a jolly, happy soul and when he came to life one day, all he did was get into a brawl. 
Yes Frosty the Snowman or Kevin Michael Walsh as he's more commonly known was busted for scuffling with police and kicking a police dog during the annual Christmas parade in Chestertown, MD. 
Sgt. John A. Dolgos told the Star Democrat that the 52-year-old who has apparently played the beloved snowman for 10-years in the parade, became agitated when a dog handling officer tried to escort him away from the crowd.
One astonished onlooker said: "It was just so funny.

CHIM-CHIM CHER-OO: RANALDO JACK GETS STUCK

DICK-VAN DYKE HE AINT

CHIM-CHIMINEY chim chim cher-oo; I see a couple of years in jail for you.
Meet Ranaldo Jack, who's clearly competing for the title of 'World's Most Ineffective Thief.'   
The 17-year-old was trying to copy Santa by sneaking down the chimney, but instead of giving, he was most definitely planning to take what he could get.
Except he never made it, because he got stuck for more than 10 hours and had to be freed by firefighters, who pulled him out with a rope.
Neighbor Laura Chaparro told the Atlanta Journal Constitution she heard someone yelling for help from her neighbor's chimney.
She said: "We were talking to him, 'What are you doing down there?' He just said, 'Ah, I'm stupid."