EX-SEX KITTEN PIA ZADORA ARRESTED IN DOMESTIC BEEF

For pin-up girl and softcore porn star Pia Zadora has been busted in a Las Vegas suburb for alleged domestic viol ence. The chipmunk-cheeked wild child posted $4,000 bail and released. Cops wouldn't reveal the victim but the Lonely Lady star has been married to a Las Vegas cop she in 2005 when she reported a stalker. Zadora was most famous for her interpretations of Harold Robbins' female protogonists and generally being a sex kitten. But perhaps the greatest Pia Zadora story is likely an urban myth but wickedly funny at the same time. Zadora was playing Holocaust martyr Anne Frank in an

GERARDO PEREZ PINCHED FOR SEX WITH PIT BULL

Gerardo Perez may quite literally be a horndog. Chicago cops say the 50-year-old had sex with a pit bull while visiting  an animal care facility. It is enough to give paws.
The Chicago Tribune said Perez was taking a group tour of the care facility when he was discovered by employees with a white and grey pit bull -- not exactly the pooch of passion -- on his hands and knees alongside the dog and appeared to have just had sex with the animal. Police say canine copulator  made "inculpatory statements" regarding the sexual conduct with the dog to other employees on the scene. Bail was set at $80,000 -- a lot of milkbones.

MUGSHOT MANIA: THIS? I GOT IT AFTER MY PHD. AT MIT

Is that the Black Power fist on buddy's forehead? We're really not sure my guess he was inspired by his studies of Einstein's Theory.

MOM YANIRA MALDONADO FREED FROM MEXICAN JAIL

UPDATE: The Arizona mother of triplets who was held in a Mexican jail on trumped up drug charges in now a free woman. A Mexican court released Yanira Maldonado Thursday night after cops had accused her of trying to smuggle 12 lbs. of marijuana into the country under a bus seat. But the Mormon mum of seven denied the charges as she was held in a harsh Mexican jail. The court determined there was not enough evidence.
Video showing Maldonado and her husband Gary revealed there was no way she could have

DRUG MULE GRAN, FIOR DALIZA GARCIA WHEELY STUPID

WHEELY STUPID

A DRUG smuggling granny's wheely bad plan was easily smoked out by eagle eyed custom's inspectors who spotted her suspicious wheelchair.
Fior Daliza Garcia rolled off a Jet Blue flight from the Dominican Republic with both heroin and cocaine concealed in her chair.
Customs and Border Protection inspectors said she appeared nervous when they questioned her and they also noted her wheelchair appeared to be freshly painted.
Escorted into a private room her cases came up clean, but then inspectors turned their attention to the wheelchair.  
In a complaint filed at Brooklyn Federal Court, Special Agent Edward Romero "During the subsequent search CBP officers lifted the wheelchair and noticed it was unusually heavy and flimsy."
According to the Daily News they then found the stash in the body of the wheelchair.
Garcia, a grandmother from Boston allegedly then confessed she was going to be paid $12,000 for smuggling the drugs.

BLOOD-SOAKED OSCAR PISTORIUS CRIME SCENE PHOTO

New shocking photos have emerged of the grisly crime scene where 'Blade Runner' Oscar Pistorius shot his girlfriend to death. Sky News has the image that shows the blood-soaked bathroom floor of Pistorius' Pretoria mansion where pretty Reeva Steenkamp was shot four times.
 Blood smears the floor where the Paralympian dragged her body. Crime scene markers indicate the where the bullets entered.
But according to the Daily Mirror the sickening images seem to

PEDOPHILE TOT TEACHER DAVID PAUL MOE "GUILTY"

PERVERT

A PEDOPHILE pre-school teacher who had one of the biggest child porn collections in U.S history has pled guilty to distributing his filthy collection.
Twisted David Paul Moe, left investigators stunned at the size of his collection, which featured young naked or partially nude young girls in sexually provocative poses, according to court documents.
On one of the hundreds of CD's they found in his home, Homeland Security officers revealed they found 4100 sickening images.
But that was just the tip of the iceberg for the 46-year-old, who for 18-years taught and directed before and after school programs at the Paddington Pre-School in Denver CO.
After snaring in a sting operation, officers also took six portable hard drives and two desktop computers, which adds up to more than six

NO RULING ON CASEY ANTHONY BANKRUPTCY

BANKRUPT

THE CASEY Anthony saga continued yesterday when a judge withheld his ruling on defamation lawsuits brought against her. 

The notorious 24-year-old, who was controversially acquitted of murdering her daughter Caylee last year, had tried to stave off any payments by filing for bankruptcy. 

They include Zenaida Gonzalez, who claims her reputation was damaged, when Anthony falsely claiming that a similarly named nanny kidnapped Caylee.  

Meter reader, Roy Kronk, who found the tot's body also claims he was wrongly implicated in her death and that his standing has been damaged as a result. 

Anthony did not attend the hearing, again choosing to remain in hiding, where she has been since being cleared of the murder, a verdict which even trial judge, Belvin Perry said, caused him to be, "surprised, shocked and in disbelief." 

BODY OF MISSOURI MOM JACQUE SUE WALLER FOUND

A two-year search for missing Missouri mother of triplets Jacque Sue Waller has ended in heartache. Cops say the pretty blonde 39-year-old's remains were discovered Wednesday.
Waller was last seen on June 1, 2011 shortly after she attended a meeting with her estranged husband, James "Clay" Waller to discuss their impending divorce. Her SUV was later found abandoned by the side of the highway near Fruitland, MO. -- several miles away from her house.

MUGSHOT MANIA: STAR OF THAT '70S SHOW BUSTED

No, really. That's quite the 'fro and our geeky burrhead looks like he would be right at home as a cast member of the beloved sitcom. Our guess? Stealing from the comics shop.

LUIS BRIONES DROVE DRUNK WHILE HAVING SEX: COPS

Luis 'The Lothario' Briones sure knows how to show a woman a good time. Cops say the 25-year-old New Mexico Casanova was driving his Ford Explorer while drunk [bad enough] and having sex with a woman at the same time. But then lusty Luis crashed the SUV near Albuquerque and his naked playmate was thrown from the vehicle. Our hero was found with one shoe on and his shorts on inside-out. His naked
nympho suffered deep cuts to her face and head, the Albuquerque Journal said.  Not in enough trouble, George Clooney of the Burger King set tried to drive away and leave his naked pal high but probably not that dry. A witness snagged his keys from the ignition as big libido Luis tried to hide behind cactus from cops. He's charged with aggravated DWI, reckless driving and evading police.

BEYONCE TERRIFIED OF CRAZED UK STALKER

Security has been beefed up for Beyoncé’s concert in England amid fears a crazed stalker could cause the singer harm, The London Sun reports.  Staff at Twickenham Stadium in suburban London have been warned to be on the lookout for fan Bassey Essien when Beyoncé headlines the Sound of Change concert this Saturday.  The Sun said the sultry superstar has been sent a series of twisted, threatening letters. The paper added that Essien has already been cautioned to stay away from the 31-year-old singer.

PALS PLOTTED W. VA. MURDER OF SKYLAR NEESE

KILLER RACHEL SHOAF

MURDERED SKYLAR NEESE

They were supposed to be Skylar Neese's friends but in a bizarre murder that has stunned the small West Virginia town they called, a sinister plot has unraveled. For nearly nine months people around Star City saw the ubiquitous posters of the missing honors student. 
Skylar vanished July 6, 2012, when she sneaked out of her bedroom window. Surveillance video

BK BANDITS BUSTED. EMPLOYEE STOLE GETAWAY CAR

FOILED

A DASTARDLY pair of ham-burglars were left in a pickle, when a restaurant employee foiled their attempted robbery by sneaking out the back and taking their getaway car. 

Cops were easily able to ketchup with the pair, who ran into the Burger King in Stockton, CA brandashing guns and demanding cash. 

But as the two men were inside robbing the restaurant, another cashier snuck out the back where he noticed the suspects getaway car with the engine still running. 

Driving it away, he hid it round the corner and called the cops. 

Officers told CBS Sacramento that suspects Gabriel Gonzalez and Jeremy Lovitt panicked when they ran out and couldn't find the vehicle and ran into a nearby field. 

COPS COMB KENTUCKY FOR KILLERS OF JASON ELLIS

Police in Kentucky are scouring the Bluegrass State searching for the killers of Officer Jason Ellis who was murdered in a cowardly weekend ambush. Kentucky State Police and the Bardstown Police Department continue to investigate the death of Ellis, 33, who was found shot dead in his cruiser near Saturday morning. Detectives believe Ellis was ambushed as he cleared debris from the road in front of him. More in The Kentucky Post